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Hans Karl Heidemann's avatar

He'd look so much better if somebody would simple wrap his head in plastic wrap.

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Psyker01's avatar

I still think rfk jr is possessed by a plague demon of Nurgle and is trying to cause a pandemic on purpose

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Mole Child of Cluelessness's avatar

It's easy to blame every plague spreader on Nurgle and with Kennedy it's obviously true.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I'm certified by an M.D. to train people on how to use Narcan™️ and certified to train trainers in its use. I've reversed two fentanyl overdoses with it. I have recounted here too many times how I nearly died of measles at the ripe old age of six. I only survived because my mother, of blessed and cursed memory, was a nursing aide during WWII and broke the fever that was sending me into convulsions with a slush bath (if you've seen Adrian Lyne's Jacob's Ladder, you've seen that), and it was followed by Reye's syndrome because back then one fed children baby aspirin. I had measles, mumps, and rubella before MMR; chicken pox also, too (I didn't remember whether I caught that when Younger Sister had it; so my PCP checked my titers; I'm immune from both it and shingles). Vaccination is a blessing, and Bobby Brainworm is a curse.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

"Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change their name to KFC because their meat came from mutant chickens that couldn’t legally be called chickens"

I did not know that! :|

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Schmannity's avatar

Trump pulling National Guard from Chicago, Portland and Los Angeles — warns ‘we will come back’

https://nypost.com/2025/12/31/us-news/trump-removing-national-guard-from-chicago-portland-and-los-angeles-warns-we-will-come-back-stronger/

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Noma Larkey's avatar

‘we will come back’

Just like herpes, or an annoying canker sore.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

I could use a little Neil Young. Don't know about you guys...

https://youtu.be/n2MtEsrcTTs?si=OQ3rRFACzYjvXH_A

Harvest Moon

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Bobby Jr.'s gotta go, before he kills us all. Measles, for godsake! It's a severe disease even in kids (I had it, am Old) and I understand really hits adults worse? Bring back infectious disease! Throw away medical science! Die young and miserable!

For the survival of the species, Bobby Jr.'s gotta go. Darwin, you're on!

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Nelsonsdad's avatar

You've done beautiful work all year documenting and exposing the perfidy of that man, and the that of the man who put him in the position to do such evil. I only had to scan it, because I'd been connected to it all year by you, and the others who create Wonkette. Thank you all, and may next year be better, somehow, someway.

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Schmannity's avatar

Cecilia Giménez, famed for ‘Monkey Christ’ mural mishap, dies at 94

Spanish woman’s attempted restoration of church artwork was widely mocked but became lucrative tourist attraction

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/30/cecilia-gimenez-monkey-christ-mural-dies-spain

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Dear God. You gain a worldwide audience as an artist because you're such a colossal fuckup that your image became a novelty hit. Sort of a Florence Foster Jenkins of art. Poor lady.

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Everybody's famous for 15 minutes?

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jltympanum's avatar

Good grief, did he really write that blowjob poetry? It is so badly written, a 15-year old could hardly have done worse.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

It's the whole stink of entitlement that nauseates me. Like, she should be grateful for the chance to drink his cum.

It reminds me of the joke they used to tell about Trump, back in his "Apprentice" days:

Trump gets into an elevator with a beautiful young woman, who instantly becomes nearly hysterical with delight. "Oh, Mr. Trump, I can't believe it's you! I just LOVE your show! I think you're such a great businessman and so dynamic and wonderful! Oh, I'm so excited I could just get on my knees right now and give you a blowjob, right here in the elevator!"

And Trump responds: "Well, OK, but...what's in it for me?"

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Early in my nursing career I cared for ventilator dependent patients who had the profound misfortune to contract polio before Jonas Salk's vaccine became readily available.

Those wonderful people made it unequivocally clear that ANYONE who turned down a safe, effective vaccine that would prevent such life-altering diseases ought to be, and I quote, "...horse-whipped".

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

When the polio vax came out I was an adolescent. I immediately made an appointment with the doc and biked to his office. I didn't involve family or anything, just went. Things were looser then.

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Noma Larkey's avatar

Good evening Wonkers and Happy New Year to you all. I've been out all day enjoying the awesome weather, and found a new lunch spot with a fabulous patio. Just poured a cosmo and am catching up on what you all have been doing all day and/or planning for the evening. We've decided to forego our usual NYE ritual of watching 'The Poseidon Adventure' <we've had enough "Hell, Upside Down" for the year> and instead binge watch episodes of 'The Midnight Special'.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

We have a new thread up so I'll go and post some new pics there and OT derail it.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Just another day ending in Y at the White House.

In his latest unhinged social media rant, Trump told Colorado Gov. Jared Polis (D) and Mesa County District Attorney Daniel Rubinstein (R) to “rot in hell” for prosecuting, and refusing to release, former GOP county clerk Tina Peters. She is currently serving a nine-year state prison sentence for her role in a voting system data breach.

He recently issued a legally meaningless “pardon” to Peters, who was convicted on state, not federal, charges. Attorneys for Peters last week asked a Colorado appeals court to decide whether the president’s pardon has any influence on her case.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

That's got to be why he vetoed funding for the final stage of a fresh-water conduit desperately needed in a rural part of the state. That, plus the (unanimously passed) measure was sponsored by Lauren Boebert, who resisted his demands to pull her name from the Epstein discharge petition.

What an incredibly spiteful, petty piece of shit.

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Gammarae's avatar

then it ought to be a simple task to overcome the veto, yes, congress???

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

For some people, finding their balls is never simple.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

And most of those affected most voted for that piece of shit.

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Schmannity's avatar

Speaking of rotting, how are those hands and cankles?

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

So, PAB's having a normal one today.

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Oy!'s avatar

Imagine how the Republican 'outrage' machine would spring into action if a Democratic politician or official said shit like “rot in hell” about Trump. And yet we hear nothing at all from Republicans about any of Trump's abuses of power. He even insults Rob Reiner and no Republican says a word.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

He A1ed himself pouring poop on protesters and then tore down the East Wing of the Whote House a few days later.

This is where we are now. His incompetent toadies somewhat slow their crazy roll only by virtue of their incompetence and cowardice. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I posted my prediction below but I didn't have 'rot in hell' on my bingo card.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

He also vetoed a bipartisan bill to help with water issues in a part of Colorado as punishment for their failure to release Peters.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I think the Tina Peters rant and the BoBo thing was yesterday.

Imagine what's in store for tonight!

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Maybe someone, perhaps a Big Man, likely with tears in their eyes, will ask him to DJ the little hob nob at Mara Lardo to keep him busy.

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YaJagoff's avatar

That pissed BoBo off.

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EyeQueue's avatar

What a disgusting excuse for a human being. Why do these motherfuckers think we want to be all up in their disgusting sex lives? Like that gross walking peen Bezos and his harridan when their nasty ass sex pics came out.

*barfs*

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Zyxomma's avatar

I'm SO glad I didn't know about that, because I DO NOT WANT!!!

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

That's the thing about people who think sex is dirty; They love the icky feelings they get from being naughty at first, then they have lots of progressively ickier sex, but they don't get the same jolt anymore, so they get into ickier, more perverse shit.

And they never really get to enjoy the fun of exhuberant, open, consensual sex.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Well. I read the "harvest" quote the first time and it turned my insides around at that time. Reading it a second time did the same thing. But, BUT the second time it occurred to me that I had never heard the term "harvest" as a synonym for sperm. Lot of other terms, but not that. How is sperm a "harvest?" A harvest is something you take in from the fields, and some sort of benefit (psychological or physical) that you get from something you've tended and grown. So every time RFK jerks off does he think he is harvesting his sperm because he worked at achieving an orgasm? I'm just so confused.

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Gammarae's avatar

it's ok, kid, just forget you ever heard about it. i think that would be best.

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Schmannity's avatar

Needs more scythes

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

Maybe he’s not clear about how a birthing vessel becomes impregnated, and he thinks he’s starting the next MAHA generation?

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Gammarae's avatar

ok by me, let him think so.

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