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bobbert's avatar

Also, no fucking durians on the subway.

Vienna Woods's avatar

The design for his Library sorta sucks. In the first place, it's over 226,000 sq feet. All that to house the goat book? Really? I wonder if it gets a special display in the 9/11 room: "The steel will be surrounded by walls bearing the names of the victims of 9/11 and a video loop of the Twin Towers getting hit and going down." Like everyone hasn't seen that too many times already. I liked that in Fahrenheit 9/11 Michael Moore didn't show the towers at all- he showed the expressions on the faces of people watching it happen. Much more moving.

diogenez's avatar

Only one involving a US Senator.

fuflans's avatar

thanks. that is very good to remember.

i just wish it was over already. i've been sick of it since before LAST summer.

Vienna Woods's avatar

We tend to like most Americans that we've met as individuals as nice folk, but as an aggregate, we think that the American nation is batshit crazy. And any American who has voluntarily immigrated to our socialist no-handgun paradise? Obviously worth saving.

diogenez's avatar

I imagine the poor little useless appendage sobbing: nobody loves me....!

diogenez's avatar

More would be reported if not for the self-loathing and duct tape involved.

SullivanSt's avatar

Well, it looks all countdowny to me, so both mathematically and poetically, I stand by my statement but am sorry if anyone took offense.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

26. Tampa's Craig's list sexy time section is so overloaded that the servers crash and no one gets laid. RNC is declared a failure.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And 9/11 will be invoked.

Fartknocker's avatar

Rick is a mathematical idiot based on our state budget. It's way too advanced for his Animal Husbandry degree from Texas A&M. I will acknowledge Texas A&M is fine school of engineering - Rick Perry, not so much. He's a dipshit.

bobbert's avatar

At least you have someplace to go back <i>to</i>.

bobbert's avatar

Now, there's some classic SFX.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'm guessing her partially absorbed twin is down there screaming obscenities at liberal reporters.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, fuck you, Mittens. If the "remark" wasn't referencing birtherism, why the fuck was it a "joke" that the crowd loved?