25. Paul Ryan will poop his pants while giving a speech, it will be hella embarrassing. 24. A Florida alligator will eat Marco Rubio and then go "we all saw this coming." 23. Chris Christie will pour local seawater all over his tits. 22. An elephant will fly in from outer space and crash into the Tampa arena and have babies everywhere.
The design for his Library sorta sucks. In the first place, it's over 226,000 sq feet. All that to house the goat book? Really? I wonder if it gets a special display in the 9/11 room: "The steel will be surrounded by walls bearing the names of the victims of 9/11 and a video loop of the Twin Towers getting hit and going down." Like everyone hasn't seen that too many times already. I liked that in Fahrenheit 9/11 Michael Moore didn't show the towers at all- he showed the expressions on the faces of people watching it happen. Much more moving.
We tend to like most Americans that we've met as individuals as nice folk, but as an aggregate, we think that the American nation is batshit crazy. And any American who has voluntarily immigrated to our socialist no-handgun paradise? Obviously worth saving.
Rick is a mathematical idiot based on our state budget. It's way too advanced for his Animal Husbandry degree from Texas A&M. I will acknowledge Texas A&M is fine school of engineering - Rick Perry, not so much. He's a dipshit.
Oh, fuck you, Mittens. If the "remark" wasn't referencing birtherism, why the fuck was it a "joke" that the crowd loved?
Also, no fucking durians on the subway.
The design for his Library sorta sucks. In the first place, it's over 226,000 sq feet. All that to house the goat book? Really? I wonder if it gets a special display in the 9/11 room: "The steel will be surrounded by walls bearing the names of the victims of 9/11 and a video loop of the Twin Towers getting hit and going down." Like everyone hasn't seen that too many times already. I liked that in Fahrenheit 9/11 Michael Moore didn't show the towers at all- he showed the expressions on the faces of people watching it happen. Much more moving.
Only one involving a US Senator.
thanks. that is very good to remember.
i just wish it was over already. i've been sick of it since before LAST summer.
We tend to like most Americans that we've met as individuals as nice folk, but as an aggregate, we think that the American nation is batshit crazy. And any American who has voluntarily immigrated to our socialist no-handgun paradise? Obviously worth saving.
I imagine the poor little useless appendage sobbing: nobody loves me....!
More would be reported if not for the self-loathing and duct tape involved.
Well, it looks all countdowny to me, so both mathematically and poetically, I stand by my statement but am sorry if anyone took offense.
Great tune, great band.
26. Tampa's Craig's list sexy time section is so overloaded that the servers crash and no one gets laid. RNC is declared a failure.
And 9/11 will be invoked.
Rick is a mathematical idiot based on our state budget. It's way too advanced for his Animal Husbandry degree from Texas A&M. I will acknowledge Texas A&M is fine school of engineering - Rick Perry, not so much. He's a dipshit.
At least you have someplace to go back <i>to</i>.
Now, there&#039;s some classic SFX.
I&#039;m guessing her partially absorbed twin is down there screaming obscenities at liberal reporters.
Oh, fuck you, Mittens. If the &quot;remark&quot; wasn&#039;t referencing birtherism, why the fuck was it a &quot;joke&quot; that the crowd loved?