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Ta, Marcie. I'm disgusted that the thief got only 30 days, and because I'm both human and humane, I feel sorry for her kids.

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Has anyone called CPS?

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Just a reminder: Ashley Biden has never confirmed the showering claim.

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“…person who discovered”

Stole. The word is STOLE.

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Classy people, that Mama and Papa. As for Projectus Falsus, they deserve whatever they get, including their miserable daily existence trying to gotcha people.

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I guess we would know by now if she had rolled on Cap'n Double-Ender and his crew of weeping dick sores since it would have been part of her sentencing report. I was hoping that was why she got such a lenient sentence.

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Shoulda been at least a year, so she could learn to observe the change of seasons by the increasing size of the palmetto bugs.

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"As for Harris, a month in jail might seem lenient. But she may be back in the pokey soon — prosecutors say she also recently got a DUI at 2 p.m. on a Monday. They also report that her kids haven’t been to school in three weeks, which is sad and we don’t like it. "

Let me guess...she hasn't sent her kids to school because of all that "liberal indoctrination" and the CRT's?

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I feel bad for her kids, and hope there is a path for them to a better future.

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She really has that pronounced case of Racist White Girl Angry Jaw

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Apr 10·edited Apr 10

“As a younger woman, she had played in the Palm Beach social scene and dated heirs to old fortunes, but she ran into personal trouble after the births of her two children and an ugly paternity-and-custody battle with their father. Between 2019 and 2020, Harris moved from one unstable living situation to another. In June 2020, a former boyfriend offered to let her stay at his place, a stucco house with a pool in Delray Beach."

> I don't see the relevance of the first sentence. It's not something you'd normally read about a male offender. And that description of the house also serves no purpose beyond meeting word count quota. Maybe that's just how New York Magazine is written, idk.

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"As much as the Trump campaign might have wanted to, though, they did not call the FBI. And on that very same day, the 'different way' happened to ring up Papa’s phone, and it was James O’Keefe!"

>this is how Trump operates. Surely someone's looked into any phone calls from the campaign to "Different Way" O'Keefe on that day.

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founding

Where is the Anvil of Justice when you need it?

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"....But Harris, who’d delayed her sentencing an impressive 11 times with all sorts of excuses..."

The crime here is that she was ALLOWED to delay her sentencing ELEVEN FUCKING TIMES

Dear justice system...Quit fucking doing that...Maybe just MAYBE you can grant a delay THREE times...But ELEVEN? JFC

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"though the boys have been crying “First Amendment” and “journalism” and “we didn’t know it was stolen!"

How about this...If someone tries to sell you SOMEONE ELSE'S FUCKING DIARY WHO IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE, then assume it is stolen and you can't pretend you didn't know...

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Yet O'Keefe still walks among free men...How is BUYING known stolen 'goods' any different than stealing them? seriously...Any ideas?

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