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Scooter crime: Michigan edition.
Investigators said Perkins was attempting to leave the Rochester Road Meijer with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic merchandise when her cart got stuck and she was unable to drive out the door. [...]
Perkins — approximately 5 foot 2 and 400 pounds — shoved a loss prevention officer and hit her in the face, according to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office. [...]
The deputy Tasered Perkins, who then complied with the deputy’s commands and was taken to jail.
But, unfortunately, the deputy was spattered in the face with hot sizzling suet. That's Pure Michigan. [ Macomb Daily ]
400-Pound Woman's Robbery Foiled When Scooter Gets Stuck; Then She's Tasered
I never understood the whole stealing thing myself.
Sumos can stand, maybe she is a female version.