Scooter crime: Michigan edition. Investigators said Perkins was attempting to leave the Rochester Road Meijer with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic merchandise when her cart got stuck and she was unable to drive out the door. [...] Perkins — approximately 5 foot 2 and 400 pounds — shoved a loss prevention officer and hit her in the face, according to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office. [...]
Between the consumers on scooters and the security on Segways we may be facing a potential battery shortage. As well as a nation of unfit, overweight lazies.
They actually have problems with this, our local county jail was sued for not having a uniform large enough for a child molester when he stood at a hearing, he got a settlement.
A lot of them are bitching about the tasering...was it really necessary? But I imagine taking her in would be a lot like carrying an extra large futon mattress upstairs while the mattress is fighting to get loose.
I never understood the whole stealing thing myself.
Sumos can stand, maybe she is a female version.
Between the consumers on scooters and the security on Segways we may be facing a potential battery shortage. As well as a nation of unfit, overweight lazies.
Yes, if the futon smelled.
Yeah, they should have just shot her tires out.
She just sits on a modified boot cleaner to clean off and masturbate at the same time.
I bet she when she sweats she smells like 7 day old lunch meat.
And was self-soiling.
They actually have problems with this, our local county jail was sued for not having a uniform large enough for a child molester when he stood at a hearing, he got a settlement.
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Her picture in the article says &quot;Click to enlarge.&quot; Is that really necessary?
For an extra $10 she could have gotten the &quot;getaway&quot; model. But instead she&#039;s headed to The (Extra) Big House.
Cheese?
At 5&rsquo;2&rdquo; and 400lbs she&rsquo;s probably fairly spherical. She should try rolling.
Note that the culprit is 30 years old...way too old to justify that fighting stance crap, and way, way too young to have a BMI &gt;70.
A lot of them are bitching about the tasering...was it really necessary? But I imagine taking her in would be a lot like carrying an extra large futon mattress upstairs while the mattress is fighting to get loose.