Oh hello, gentle readers.
Amazon has patented a photographic technique that pre-dates Amazon? How does THAT work?
Amazon! Where's my damned drone-delivery pizza?
I don't know but they look tasty.
Polar Bear poachers?
Did anyone consider the Prior Art?
I can see it now - attorneys holding up color swatches in court to compare them to Exhibit A. "As your honor can plainly see, this is more of a Cottage White than a pure Eggshell White..."
Me, on my amateurish e-commerce site. Joke's on Amazon, since suing impoverished me is a giant waste of their time.
I am patenting the universe. Suck it everyone.
For the life of me I can't remember who wrote a short story about that.
fuck off amazon. i already sold that scarlett o'hara madame alexander doll i took that picture of in 2003.
Sunday is mother's Day, and i plan to celebrate by using my mother to violate Amazon's patent, because Freedom! Suck it, bitches!
Amazon has patented a photographic technique that pre-dates Amazon? How does THAT work?
Amazon! Where's my damned drone-delivery pizza?
I don't know but they look tasty.
Polar Bear poachers?
Did anyone consider the Prior Art?
I can see it now - attorneys holding up color swatches in court to compare them to Exhibit A. "As your honor can plainly see, this is more of a Cottage White than a pure Eggshell White..."
Me, on my amateurish e-commerce site. Joke's on Amazon, since suing impoverished me is a giant waste of their time.
I am patenting the universe. Suck it everyone.
For the life of me I can't remember who wrote a short story about that.
fuck off amazon. i already sold that scarlett o'hara madame alexander doll i took that picture of in 2003.
Sunday is mother's Day, and i plan to celebrate by using my mother to violate Amazon's patent, because Freedom! Suck it, bitches!