It seems we're working on an "Arizona Trilogy"today, as part of "Trilogy Week" here at Wonkette. (Yesterday was"Americans Unleash Vile Hate On American Muslims" day. Did you enjoy that?) Anyway, the third of our Arizona Stories today concerns 575-pound Blair River, a shockingly fat person who occasionally worked as the spokesmodel for the "Heart Attack Grill," an Arizona eatery dedicated to producing the vilest vats of pure grease and fat and sodium available anywhere. Imagine, you are an alleged human and you live in Arizona and you're surrounded by the Arizona slob architecture of Pizza Hut/Applebee's/Jack In the Box and you think, "What Arizona needs most is a restaurant that would aggressively serve even
Ok, looks like my idea for opening that "I Heart Tumors" cigarette & uranium store in Arizona was NOT just the pot talking after all!
I just figured out what you guys were writing about with all this "upfist" and "downfist." I thought it was some sex thing.
I'm bummed to be so slow and rather disappointed, as well...
Actually, I'm waiting to form my opinion about all this until I learn how it impacts the life and times of Duh Gov'Nuh. Like everything else on the face of this earth (and above it and under it, because obviously that's God's plan), it's all about her.
Of course anyone over 350 pounds eats for free. You think some snot-nosed teenager dragging down five bucks an hour is going to tell a man mountain he has to PAY?
Ok, looks like my idea for opening that "I Heart Tumors" cigarette & uranium store in Arizona was NOT just the pot talking after all!
E: Like T-Ball!
I just figured out what you guys were writing about with all this "upfist" and "downfist." I thought it was some sex thing.
I'm bummed to be so slow and rather disappointed, as well...
Speaking of P-ness, I think I'm going to be 90 before I hit 90.
2.0: Well, that worked out well! Wish I'd thought of that before...
Actually, I'm waiting to form my opinion about all this until I learn how it impacts the life and times of Duh Gov'Nuh. Like everything else on the face of this earth (and above it and under it, because obviously that's God's plan), it's all about her.
Let me go see if I have a Tweet from the Twat...
metamarcisf:
Ten bucks says hamburgers have killed more Americans than .38's and .45's.
JN: Sadly, this restaurant offers "Flat Line Fries."
Of course anyone over 350 pounds eats for free. You think some snot-nosed teenager dragging down five bucks an hour is going to tell a man mountain he has to PAY?
X-Man: Leave it up! We can both bask in the glow of shared genius. "Great minds" and all that...
Evolution in action - I pray to Satan he hasn't already reproduced, unlikely as it seems.
Or
He lived large
Exactly! Let the marketplace decide how fat is too fat and how much is gluttony.
Are you Steven Wright?
Would you like fries with your myocardial infarction?
Whew! For a second, I thought that was Gov. Christie.
Boy, that Jared thing at Subway turned out a bit better than this, didin't it?
the AZ trilogy is just like 'the godfather'.
only with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.