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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ok, looks like my idea for opening that "I Heart Tumors" cigarette & uranium store in Arizona was NOT just the pot talking after all!

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E: Like T-Ball!

I just figured out what you guys were writing about with all this "upfist" and "downfist." I thought it was some sex thing.

I'm bummed to be so slow and rather disappointed, as well...

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Speaking of P-ness, I think I'm going to be 90 before I hit 90.

2.0: Well, that worked out well! Wish I'd thought of that before...

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Actually, I'm waiting to form my opinion about all this until I learn how it impacts the life and times of Duh Gov'Nuh. Like everything else on the face of this earth (and above it and under it, because obviously that's God's plan), it's all about her.

Let me go see if I have a Tweet from the Twat...

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metamarcisf:

Ten bucks says hamburgers have killed more Americans than .38's and .45's.

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JN: Sadly, this restaurant offers "Flat Line Fries."

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Of course anyone over 350 pounds eats for free. You think some snot-nosed teenager dragging down five bucks an hour is going to tell a man mountain he has to PAY?

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X-Man: Leave it up! We can both bask in the glow of shared genius. "Great minds" and all that...

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Evolution in action - I pray to Satan he hasn't already reproduced, unlikely as it seems.

schmannity's avatar

Exactly! Let the marketplace decide how fat is too fat and how much is gluttony.

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Would you like fries with your myocardial infarction?

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Whew! For a second, I thought that was Gov. Christie.

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Boy, that Jared thing at Subway turned out a bit better than this, didin't it?

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the AZ trilogy is just like 'the godfather'.

only with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.