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NOSE CONTROL!!!!11!!!

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"And she's cli-i-mbing the stay-er way to... yer man!

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"And she's cli-I-mbing the stay-er-way to... the Tri-State area will be affected..."

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Shits and giggles ???

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Space Force for the save!!

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As one of my teachers in HS was wont to say, "You people are making my head hurt! Just STOP IT!!"

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That is awesome!

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That is merely more empirical confirmation of the Grand Unified Theory of Bullshit, given that the First Axiom of Conspiracy is "All disproof of the Conspiracy is more proof of the Conspiracy"

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You feel good about that? Did you get your dopamine rush? And most importantly did it make you feel smart to talk shit to someone who obviously overlooked an autocorrect error?

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Next time try starting with "can you cite any sources?" Or "oh yeah, I know what you're talking about, but those concerns were later debunked or whatever. Here's an article about it."

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I love how they snow the idiots with big words.

Covalent!

Whew. Mighty.

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That shit can only happen in real life.

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Oh yeah, i am just sniping at my country, which is really behind on these things in a lot of locations, to get us coverage everywhere first, before starting to dream about 5G. As it is now they'd only implement it in the big cities... while I still wouldn't have cell reception in my house or on the way to work. Let alone a mobile internet connection. :)

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I'll never understand how a person can both be so stupid as to believe these conspiracy theories, and be able to work a smart phone.

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