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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Remember this decision next time some fire bagger starts whining how Obama is no different than Bush or that the Dems are no different than the Republicans. For all his faults, Obama doesn't nominate ideological zealots to the judiciary. The GOP is deathly afraid to compete on a level playing field so they appoint ideologues when in power and fight tooth and nail against any and all nominations when they're not. See also- the 9th circuit ugliness in Congress.

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PubOption's avatar

Could be a clever marketing campaign. If Trojan repackaged some condoms as size 'Hung Like A Horse', then the Texas rednecks might be more willing to use them. It would also 'confirm' their ideas about everything being bigger and better in Texas.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...haven't you been watching the news? They don't use "trains" in Mexico, they use secret tunnels!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I always thought boys got guns and girls got holsters?!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Clearly, the closing of clinics puts no undue burden on women seeking abortions.

Fucking brilliant. All three of these moron judges are lasting "fuck you" gifts to the Judiciary, from George Dumbya Bush, nominated precisely because they could be relied on to rule against abortion rights.

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Jared James's avatar

Deliberation and care mean different things down in Austin. Like it's deliberate if'n I talk about it for long enuogh to shut up some mouthy trailer trash whore, and it's care if'n I make sure them ladyfolks don't need to make no decisions for themselves the way the Lord never intended.

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The Quirk's avatar

Joan Crawford-By-Way-Of-Faye Dunawaye Quote goes here.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Criminal charges for abandoning an unwanted newborn in 3...2...1...

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PsycWench's avatar

You'd almost think these women weren't consciously choosing to terminate their pregnancies.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...real Texans do it the good 'ol fashioned way, with a steep flight of stairs! Just the way God intended! All this clinical bull shyt is just a waste of time!!

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