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GrannysKnitting's avatar

wait, the Australian Federal Police? I haz a confuse... /s

Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Illinois Jones does not see me, or I melt his face.

DAVID-19's avatar

He'd still caucus with the Rs.

mailman27's avatar

He's got somethin' to say 'bout all he surveys...

rtpoeman's avatar

Old vaudeville routine. Two guys, Alphonse and Gaston, argue over who should go first.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'm not an Illini but I refuse to sign any petition on the street.

I want to know everything about it and, often as not, the person pushing the petition tells me that the complete info is not available and that there is no website and that they can't give me a document.

That is when my bullshit meter starts burning cherry-red.

RawrIhavePi's avatar

I wonder if any signed knowing he was a nazi, because that would practically guarantee the democrat win if he ended up the primary challenger.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They have a President who is twice as bad and a serial molester and a Russian asset and they are fine with it. I doubt that one more neo-Nazi would trouble them, among so many others.

sillyclucker's avatar

Chickens ! I so approve !

Wookie Monster's avatar

Ogarek said he's a Republican and a President Donald Trump supporter, "but I don't support white supremacists."

Um, I hate to break this to you, but if you support Trump, you support white supremacists.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Illinois Republican Party executive director Anthony Sarros told the Sun-Times that they are working on an awareness campaign to prevent voters from accidentally voting for a Nazi

they're gonna have a lot to do in the presidential election

Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Is this guy going for a look, or is he just putting on whatever’s closest to him?

brucej's avatar

Well, quite honestly, if I were a Democrat and could sign the other side's nominating petitions, arranging to run against an Illinois Nazi is a no-brainer.

brucej's avatar

[Knock knock knock} [opens door.]...JW's: "Sir have you found Jesus?"Me: "No I haven't...Not Interested" [closes door]Jesus steps out with gun: "Good answer"