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wait, the Australian Federal Police? I haz a confuse... /s

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Illinois Jones does not see me, or I melt his face.

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He'd still caucus with the Rs.

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He's got somethin' to say 'bout all he surveys...

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Old vaudeville routine. Two guys, Alphonse and Gaston, argue over who should go first.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Ah, of course!

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I'm not an Illini but I refuse to sign any petition on the street.

I want to know everything about it and, often as not, the person pushing the petition tells me that the complete info is not available and that there is no website and that they can't give me a document.

That is when my bullshit meter starts burning cherry-red.

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I wonder if any signed knowing he was a nazi, because that would practically guarantee the democrat win if he ended up the primary challenger.

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They have a President who is twice as bad and a serial molester and a Russian asset and they are fine with it. I doubt that one more neo-Nazi would trouble them, among so many others.

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Chickens ! I so approve !

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QFT.

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Ogarek said he's a Republican and a President Donald Trump supporter, "but I don't support white supremacists."

Um, I hate to break this to you, but if you support Trump, you support white supremacists.

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Illinois Republican Party executive director Anthony Sarros told the Sun-Times that they are working on an awareness campaign to prevent voters from accidentally voting for a Nazi

they're gonna have a lot to do in the presidential election

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Is this guy going for a look, or is he just putting on whatever’s closest to him?

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Well, quite honestly, if I were a Democrat and could sign the other side's nominating petitions, arranging to run against an Illinois Nazi is a no-brainer.

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[Knock knock knock} [opens door.]...JW's: "Sir have you found Jesus?"Me: "No I haven't...Not Interested" [closes door]Jesus steps out with gun: "Good answer"

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