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Jan 8Liked by Martini Glambassador

What all kittehs are thinking during their waking hours:

What should I do first, kill something or eat something?

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Or go back to sleep?

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“Everything here is mine” - Teh Kitteh

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Everything that comes out of the dryer belongs to Máebh. I took the clothes out, just before I went to bed last night, and she turned up expectantly. I’ve been easing clothes out from the edge of the pile to fold them and put away, and she is glaring suspiciously at me when I do that. Apparently they had a very powerful and lasting warm.

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Cat's play the internet game of Eat, Fuck, Kill.

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Best game is sleep.

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You also forgot Groom. And RAMPAGE.

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The best is when RAMPAGE comes to a sudden, screeching halt for LICK.

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EMERGENCY LICK!!!

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You forgot Sleep.

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Jan 8Liked by Martini Glambassador

Shadow is at the age where it's an easy answer for him - eat something first, then nap, and when he wakes from the nap, he's forgotten about killing, but wants to eat again.

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It’s hard work being a cat. That’s why they’re so sleepy.

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Jan 8Liked by Martini Glambassador

Yes, I knew there would be some nappage involved.

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Is why I said ''during waking hours,'' so about three of them.

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+1 Trump “Damn these electric sex pants”.gif

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I'm listening to MSNBC wondering if Trump is just doing court while others are coordinating disruption, danger, and death to opponents with SWATting.

Maybe the soothing assurances of Adam Weissman, Neal Catyal, and Company are just part of a show and we're all watching the wrong one.

Maybe this is obvious and I'm just late to the show.

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Yeah lets get rid of regulations for businesses and safety!

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I have glasses, I do. They're Duralex, the French glasses. I even have lids for some of them. They go in the dishwasher and I use them for libations of all types. Ever practical. And cheap.

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Signed petitions in the cold (because the legislature passed a law requiring all signature-gathering to be done only outdoors January through March after they got their asses handed to them by a citizens initiative).

One was to get third-party candidates on the ballot, because the R's and D's make them jump through hoops major parties aren't required to jump through. The Libertarians are taken seriously enough in these parts that they could actually split the Republican vote.

The other one was to make gerrymandering illegal. We did that with a Constitutional Amendment in 2018, but it didn't work, because the Republicans didn't like it, so they ignored it.

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Sorry, Martha. While I love your friendship with Snoop and thought it was bs that you did time while Ken got to keep golfing with W, I find highball and Collins glasses interchangeable and can count on one finger the times I have made a homemade Margarita. You can serve champagne in coupes, and I kinda want a Nick and Nora glass.

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"So I feel like maybe Boeing shouldn’t get to ignore all safety regulations for the next two years, like it just requested before its plane came apart in the sky. Secretary Mayor Pete, I expect you will smile and tell them no"

Came here to say, Fuck Boeing! Also, paywall kept me from this anyway so there's that....

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So how much money would it take to have any pictures of Trump banned for a week?

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Okay, I want some of those Nick & Nora glasses.

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"Those caves she’s walking through should have Georgia O’Keefe flowers on them. Or the giant ice dicks she knocks out of her way should. I love it so much."

I've never seen either movie but it looked like she made those giant ice dicks "erect" rather than knocked out of her way.

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"voted 40-5 to you’re fired state chair lunaball Kristina Karamo 10 months before the election. Kristina Karamo does not accept!"

Gee, given the rate at which Republicans refuse to accept the results of any vote they don't like, it almost seems like they don't really care for this "democracy" stuff....

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I don't understand Michigan Republicans. Vote? You don't vote. Voting's what Democrats do. Michigan Republicans kick each other in the balls until there's only one left standing.

That's how you pick a state party chair.

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Ms. Marks, you are treading on dangerous grounds...you are urged turn back now.

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honest to God, I do not understand the whole Kill the Pregnant Person thing. They do know, don't they, that if the mother dies, and the fetus isn't close to term... the fetus also dies? How do they not get that?

The other one I'm so confused about is, if the J6 assholes are now "hostages", then how can they also claim it was a false flag?

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Being the captain of that vessel, the fetus has no choice but to go down with the ship.

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wow. exactly. Jeezus... it's all so unbelievable.

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If the Mother and the fetus both die, you get two martyrs for the price of one!

As far as J6 goes, they have no problem believing both that everyone arrested for it is a Patriotic Hero, *and* that the whole thing was a hoax filmed by Stanley Kubrick ( more than twenty years after he died ) at the behest of the FBI/CIA/BLM/AntiFa **at the same time**.

They are certain that both theories are 110% true, because logic means nothing to them.

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"filmed by Stanley Kubrick ( more than twenty years after he died ) " That's just what THEY want you to think

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Does this mean that Trump promised to pardon the J6 Antifa players if he's elected?

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Jan 8·edited Jan 8

Many of them "don't get that" because basic healthcare education was never made available to them and is considered "Sex Education".........and you know what the Bible says about that kind of thing.

I mean these are grown people talking about "the female body has a way of shutting that all down" in regards to rape exceptions.

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I've read several books about Trump by WaPo reporters. The ABC News .account of Trump's behavior is a lot worse than described in those books, I'm not surprised since the new testimony was apparently forced.

To me, the most solid evidence Trump is unfit to be president is those 3 hours during which he did NOTHING.

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He was doing something. He was watching to see if the ploy would be effective and keep him in office.

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He was watching his buddies do his bidding and really getting off on it, and turning away his daughter and staffers who were begging him to intervene. He was enjoying it.

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Not a 'like', per se, an acknowledgment.

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The traditional BOTH SIDES "journalism" is truly a cancer on this country.

No one hates Americans, democracy, and their own readers more than the New York Times and the rest of the MSM.

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Both sides journalism does suck, but the WaPo books, without the new testimony, are deeply critical. Did you know Trump never even asked if Pence was safe when the crowd was screaming "Hang Mike Pence!"

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