Or a Grindr refresh reminder. Trumpapalooza was deliberately held near the Strategic Personal Lubricant Reserve. Moms For Liberty has dislodged a complaint.
Once again, imagine if a Democrat lied about something like this.
It would be non stop. Every radio station would be screaming about it. The right wing noise circuit would go ape shit. We'd have articles upon articles on how said Democrat needed to step down and go away.
His tweet thingie needed more quote marks so I "fixed" it.
The Republican “National Convention,” tomorrow night in “Dallas,” is really “HOT!” The "American" Airlines Center, "home" to the Dallas Mavericks, is totally “sold out!” “Everybody” wants to be there, but we’re really “asking” only those “Candidates” that are in “tight” Races, a little “up,” a little down, or “even,” to “speak.” We want to “save” the “stage” for them. We don’t need “people” who are “up 45 points,” and have been in office for “30 years,” as much as we “love” them all! Anyway, I’ll be “speaking” tomorrow night, and “closing it out” on Thursday! “Thank you” for your attention to this “matter.” MAKE AMERICA “GREAT” AGAIN. See “you” in Dallas! “President” DONALD J. TRUMP
First he lies at the 9/11 memorial. Next he lies at an overpriced Trump rally in Da_las. The "L" fell off the podium as the party started. I call that a good omen.
Having been to many Hurricanes games in the Greensboro Coliseum in 1997 and 1998 I know very well what a 23,000 seat barn with 7000 people *not* dressed as empty seats looks like. And Peter Karmanos had to pull the same kind of ticket papering to get even that many to travel 90 minutes in RTP traffic on a Tuesday to get there. The scalpers were giving DISCOUNTS. And this? Well AAC only seats about 21,000 when maxed out, but you get the idea. They won't even need microphones.
Meet Welles Remy Crowther — Equities Trader and Volunteer Firefighter. Who found the only way out of Tower 2, and rather than simply use it to save himself, went back into the building and led 18 souls into the light, then perished when he went back to find more.
Dropkick Murphys immortalized him in Song on their 2025 album For The People (Expanded Edition)
But never fear Donny, DKM *did* do a song about you on the same album called “Bury the Bones”. My favorite version of it was a live performance in Kansas City. Here’s to you, Fatass!
I have no idea how they still make that app work as it's held together by wishes, and is running on fairy dust. Random outages weren't unusual fifteen years ago, and I have my doubts that this isn't the case anymore, regardless of location.
Earlier today I came across a comment about Trump's fable about being rescued by two big, burly men, and I'm sure it wasn't from Joe.My.God, but they his story sounded like the start of every gay porno. But it sounds so much like Trump.
What republican accomplishments are they speaking of? Covering up for international sex trafficking pedophiles? What else has the republican congress done? Fine, they've also covered up crimes of the orange pile of shit and a lot of other criminals like Musk, but that's really it.
Or a Grindr refresh reminder. Trumpapalooza was deliberately held near the Strategic Personal Lubricant Reserve. Moms For Liberty has dislodged a complaint.
Once again, imagine if a Democrat lied about something like this.
It would be non stop. Every radio station would be screaming about it. The right wing noise circuit would go ape shit. We'd have articles upon articles on how said Democrat needed to step down and go away.
The actual fuck
His tweet thingie needed more quote marks so I "fixed" it.
The Republican “National Convention,” tomorrow night in “Dallas,” is really “HOT!” The "American" Airlines Center, "home" to the Dallas Mavericks, is totally “sold out!” “Everybody” wants to be there, but we’re really “asking” only those “Candidates” that are in “tight” Races, a little “up,” a little down, or “even,” to “speak.” We want to “save” the “stage” for them. We don’t need “people” who are “up 45 points,” and have been in office for “30 years,” as much as we “love” them all! Anyway, I’ll be “speaking” tomorrow night, and “closing it out” on Thursday! “Thank you” for your attention to this “matter.” MAKE AMERICA “GREAT” AGAIN. See “you” in Dallas! “President” DONALD J. TRUMP
If all else fails, go for bribery.
Trump promises $5K dividend if Republicans win midterms https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/trump-5k-dividend-republicans-win-midterms/?utm_campaign=NewsNation-trending-now&utm_source=koin.com&utm_medium=newsnation-cross-brand
5k? cheap fucker
he'll never pay up. That's the game.
He cannot pay up. that's a trillion plus bucks. Where's he going to get the money?
Mexico gonna pay for it!!!
First he lies at the 9/11 memorial. Next he lies at an overpriced Trump rally in Da_las. The "L" fell off the podium as the party started. I call that a good omen.
Fox is showing it live, of course. Bunch of dirtbags.
GOP women are flicking the Has-Beans.
Having been to many Hurricanes games in the Greensboro Coliseum in 1997 and 1998 I know very well what a 23,000 seat barn with 7000 people *not* dressed as empty seats looks like. And Peter Karmanos had to pull the same kind of ticket papering to get even that many to travel 90 minutes in RTP traffic on a Tuesday to get there. The scalpers were giving DISCOUNTS. And this? Well AAC only seats about 21,000 when maxed out, but you get the idea. They won't even need microphones.
Meet Welles Remy Crowther — Equities Trader and Volunteer Firefighter. Who found the only way out of Tower 2, and rather than simply use it to save himself, went back into the building and led 18 souls into the light, then perished when he went back to find more.
Dropkick Murphys immortalized him in Song on their 2025 album For The People (Expanded Edition)
https://youtu.be/BTnTM8o1__0?si=8n0WPqUk8dlpyK4h
But never fear Donny, DKM *did* do a song about you on the same album called “Bury the Bones”. My favorite version of it was a live performance in Kansas City. Here’s to you, Fatass!
https://youtu.be/v62nZntFjkQ?si=J4Sph3Yvaw7vr2Aa
(For more, visit https://www.wellescrowthertrust.org)
𝘞𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘱 45 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘴 ...
That’s good, because there aren’t any—at least, not Trumpublicans.
Main Character Syndrome
"hey Charrie! What the fuck? You all are campers...ROR"
I saw a clip that was basically Tim Scott yelling at a very empty looking venue which appears to be also the TL;DR of the entire thing.
his beard clapped somewhere
Grindr Dallas has just gone down due to too much traffic from Republican convention attendees.
What about the Dallas Buyers Club?
I guess it ain't just Debbie doin' Dallas tonight. She's most certainly grateful for the break.
To be fair, Grindr Dallas is always very busy.
But does it usually crash on a random Wednesday?
(honest question - straight woman whose gay pals are all boring married guys)
Grindr always crashes when there's a big Republican event in town. Conventions, CPAC. It would be more of a news event if Grindr didn't crash.
I have no idea how they still make that app work as it's held together by wishes, and is running on fairy dust. Random outages weren't unusual fifteen years ago, and I have my doubts that this isn't the case anymore, regardless of location.
Earlier today I came across a comment about Trump's fable about being rescued by two big, burly men, and I'm sure it wasn't from Joe.My.God, but they his story sounded like the start of every gay porno. But it sounds so much like Trump.
They were there to fix the Kah-Bul"
What republican accomplishments are they speaking of? Covering up for international sex trafficking pedophiles? What else has the republican congress done? Fine, they've also covered up crimes of the orange pile of shit and a lot of other criminals like Musk, but that's really it.
I restacked for the title alone. And if it is as good an article as I think it will be I will restack again. So there.
Read or watch The Woman who wasn't There. People actually questioned Tania Head after a while. Nobody will ever question The Man who wasn't There.
Easy come, easy go,
"A little up, a little down..."
It doesn't really matter.
("Mama. I just lied again..." )
"Put my mouth up to the mike,
Blurbled like a drunken tyke..."