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chascates's avatar

FINALLY! A black candidate that doesn't frighten we white people. AND offers coupons for XL and 'mega-meat' pizzas!

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chascates's avatar

He always knew he was smarter than other people and wanted to change the world. And there was some quote from a Kurt Vonnegut book where a character said 'when I die the world ends". What a way to be remembered.

I just wish Apple would sell Macbook Pros and iPads for 1/2 price for a entire year to honor Steve.

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fuflans's avatar

HA! i knew someone would answer! but i didn't know it would be my fav tt.

i should have...

i love marietta - my boy's family has been there since well, forever. i am a northern lass by way of LA but i bet we all know each other...

here is a thing: we went to that fab french bakery on powder something road (and 120?) before the funeral yesterday and it rocked.

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schmannity's avatar

Surely Fred MacMurray and Van Johnson will oust Cain in a mutiny. I wonder if Herman has been saving strawberries for a special occasion.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Remember who the GNoP imported into Illinois to run against Mr. Obama - Alan Keyes.

You got a Black guy. Hey - we got a Black guy!

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PubOption's avatar

Who will get the Shaft?

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fuflans's avatar

so i have been out for the family tragedy count and in the south (shuddering a little bit - though my in-laws are the only liberals in marietta). i landed at LAX tonight and michele bachman was screeching at me from the tv box.

can someone tell me why?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The picture looks like Pizza the Hut from Space Balls which is a Mel Brooks movie. Not his best but not his worst.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is good news...for Barack Hussein.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Yep. They can both be for Gubmint creating lots of jobs and being unable to create a single job. Simultaneously. Even though we unemployed shitstains deserve what we got. Or don't got. Amen.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

All the paragons of principled behavior will effectively bypass the amoral election by voting for a staunch pro-life fanatic... whether or not s/he's a nominee. To do anything less would be "lukewarm".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You forget Ron Christie

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

His 999 plan would be the largest tax increase in history, in that the large number of people will pay more. They're just poor people, so it's their own fault.

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