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Oh yes...exactly!! None of which this FB Douche was able to understand. Later on in the same conversation, he told me I was being a misandrist for saying that he was having a tantrum, because questioning his maturity was the same as denigrating his manhood. At that point, I just put my head down on the desk and laughed and laughed.

Funniest and saddest thing of all - that guy thinks he's a progressive.

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Questioning him at all makes you a misandrist! So funny.

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I did not accord him proper respect... but he is not a misogynist, oh no, of course not.

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Secretary of Transportation

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Nah, East River

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Do we have to go to Venus?

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... ask him to explain what NATO is, and what it does, and be specific. He will self-immolate.

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So true, but I am voting for two because MrBossetti is not a citizen, so the burden falls on my dainty lady shoulders. Maybe if/when he becomes a citizen, I can let him vote for the both of us!

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or the faintest fucking sense of proportion

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Sean, you got a little mayo in the corner of your mouth, there.

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She shouldn't have even had her own ambitions at all. It's misogynistic to let her work in the same field as her husband!

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now there is a singular endearment

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So I Googled some and my mind, it is blown.A bunch of them are still alive, including Barbi Benton and Roy Clark. I didn't recognize the rest of the names, so I'm gonna say they played some form of redneck.

I also found out Hee Haw ran until 1997. NINETEEN NINETY SEVEN.Which through some crazy coincidence is the same year as Third Eye Blind's big hit, tying two of today's threads up with a lovely pop culture bow.

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So, vote for the openly misogynistic pumpkin demon? Got it.

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If you think that's a guppy, you're in for one helluva surprise when it gets excited! :)

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No, no, of course not! Vote for Bernie! Or Jill Stein or Elizabeth Warren, who are independent women, not following the path their husbands cut for them with a machete, like common damsels in distress!

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