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Or lost limbs.

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And why can't I get a date?(h/t Woody Allen)

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I vote for a vertical ramp.

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now you just made me cry. thank you

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Then why not just ignore the complaint? Why immediately go into Outrage Mode?

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sure, let's play that game, but we'll do it in chronological order thanks so tell me why your first reaction was to defend anti-trans bigotry and hate?

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Awww.

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wrong thread

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I always thought it was more voyeuristic than prurient. But either way, ewww!

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[flushes beet red]

Apologies...

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I would be delighted to dip them.

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'Twas the manner in which he announced the availability of said pens.

I regret that I cannot adequately recreate that nastiness here.

Or maybe not...

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That could be arranged...

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Hi, Geoff. We seem to share many interests.

I also like to cook and try new recipes.

I try to play my guitar and sing, but I'm not very good at it. I do like to play John Prine songs.

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Agree. I think the lack of "big bank" may be what Moscow Mitch and the rest are concerned with. If he is not big banking on Trump he may be backing off on Mitch and the rest. I hope so.

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