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Can we just default the emoji to poop? It would literally save me hours a day.

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Large Screens and food trucks will be there for those that can’t get into the 25,000 capacity arena. Will those food trucks be Taco Trucks?

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The next two years are going to be a fucktoilet. Dump is right about one thing; we have no spirit and no hope.

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Nope. ChikFilet and hamberders. Like an honorary dinner at the Whitehouse, now.

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What in the hell is he talking about??

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I know little lord fussy poots’ tempy tantrums are objectively terrifying.

I just can’t work up the energy to even read his stupid shit anymore. I just have to have faith he as per always he’s a fantastical bullshitter and fundamentally a coward.

If not bring it on bitch

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I believe the morning tweets come from toilet time, while the late night tweets come during his porn self pleasuring time.

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Adderall is a helluva drug. And stupidity only flames that fire.

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At some point the trump shit show will end and when the rats desert the ship all of those secrets about his mental health will come out, this will explain so much about these late night/early morning tweets

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