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You think Eric is the idiot, but Don Jr. has bell-curved his way to the lowest percentile. Money, no taste. Money, no brains. Money, no ethics. You would think out of the sump something good could come. But no. He has a dick like Ivanka and presence like a leper. I say go for the transition so that daddy may leer at you too.

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Ot: Newest member of the "Motherfucker sit your ass down till president Harris is inaugurated" club is fucking Gabbard. Fuck you racist shitknob.

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Ugh. Really super duper don’t like Ms Tulsi-Gabbard.

Also your name is NAPOLEON BONAPARTE LIBELZ!!!!

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So, you are personally responsible for incels? You cold calculating bastid!

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It's fun that we're talking about the possible bad taste of a woman who was actively househunting in Manhattan with Anthony Scaramucci when his fifteen minutes blew up. The suck my own dick phone call took place because someone reported that the two of them were gnawing well-done steaks with Trump at his hotel.

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You could say that Donald Trump Jr and I are the patient zero of incels.

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Just don't join the incels.

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It is all so engrossing.

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We need a wall to keep out Vanessa Trump's boyfriends.

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And with a Jacuzzi where they can watch the sunset. A Mykonos inspired design genius revolution has taken place in the Hamptons!

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Obviously they are hoarding all the rose. They even drink it before they get on their jet skis to head off for lunch. I look forward to seeing them on an episode of Hoarders drunk fighting over their last unsoiled blue and white throw pillow.

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excuse me while I go vomit, now.

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... and for the rest of the evening.

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Or the Pentagon investigating the fuck-up in Niger. https://taskandpurpose.com/...

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A friend went there and said the traffic was awful,claimed he was rear ended twice in one day and didn't even have a car!

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Carla Bruni dated Eric Clapton, and Mick Jagger, and married Sarkozy, there's no fucking way she'd have anything to do with Trump.

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