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Robert Barron's avatar

You think Eric is the idiot, but Don Jr. has bell-curved his way to the lowest percentile. Money, no taste. Money, no brains. Money, no ethics. You would think out of the sump something good could come. But no. He has a dick like Ivanka and presence like a leper. I say go for the transition so that daddy may leer at you too.

Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

Ot: Newest member of the "Motherfucker sit your ass down till president Harris is inaugurated" club is fucking Gabbard. Fuck you racist shitknob.

(((Aron)))'s avatar

Ugh. Really super duper don’t like Ms Tulsi-Gabbard.

Also your name is NAPOLEON BONAPARTE LIBELZ!!!!

Darth Trad's avatar

So, you are personally responsible for incels? You cold calculating bastid!

Carpe Vagenda's avatar

It's fun that we're talking about the possible bad taste of a woman who was actively househunting in Manhattan with Anthony Scaramucci when his fifteen minutes blew up. The suck my own dick phone call took place because someone reported that the two of them were gnawing well-done steaks with Trump at his hotel.

The Villainess+'s avatar

You could say that Donald Trump Jr and I are the patient zero of incels.

cpcurtis's avatar

Just don't join the incels.

cpcurtis's avatar

It is all so engrossing.

Enter Ranting's avatar

We need a wall to keep out Vanessa Trump's boyfriends.

cpcurtis's avatar

And with a Jacuzzi where they can watch the sunset. A Mykonos inspired design genius revolution has taken place in the Hamptons!

cpcurtis's avatar

Obviously they are hoarding all the rose. They even drink it before they get on their jet skis to head off for lunch. I look forward to seeing them on an episode of Hoarders drunk fighting over their last unsoiled blue and white throw pillow.

Covfefe_Jesus's avatar

excuse me while I go vomit, now.

SeeTrain, Educated Guesser's avatar

... and for the rest of the evening.

Querolous's avatar

Or the Pentagon investigating the fuck-up in Niger. https://taskandpurpose.com/...

redgrouper62's avatar

A friend went there and said the traffic was awful,claimed he was rear ended twice in one day and didn't even have a car!

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Carla Bruni dated Eric Clapton, and Mick Jagger, and married Sarkozy, there's no fucking way she'd have anything to do with Trump.