This is a special post by longtime reader/commenter "Bilbo," we'll call him, who is voluntarily covering CPAC for your Wonkette! How nuts is that? Anyway here is his first post of several posts, enjoy! Jim Newell will post more things, maybe, after he kills himself.
You don't think he's hiding in a safe house in Callista's nether regions, do you?
Red meat social issues, and loud colorful games.