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fuflans's avatar

i actually know one of the people on that list.

i find that terrifying.

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bobbert's avatar

Sounds like religion, don't it?

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WA Bishop's avatar

How else, but through a conspiracy of breathtaking scope and cunning, can he overcome his complete inability to achieve by legitimate means?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

A winner, we have a winner...

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WA Bishop's avatar

Default American.

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WA Bishop's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/NpwdcmjBgNA" target="_blank">There's a bear in the woods....</a>

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

That's because if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. True dat.

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chascates's avatar

That she misses Ronald Reagan. She knew him.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Did he recently get a skin transplant from Edward James Olmos?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Whatever will Lady Noonington say?

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schmannity's avatar

If Mitch Daniels is there, it couldn't be all that.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I guess i would prefer the Robots as the new masters of the human race and I don't mean the Mittbot.

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chascates's avatar

I bet the Bilderberg Group could kick the Trilateral Commission's ass.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Bilderberg? Sounds Jewish.

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