It's that time of year again, when the Global Illuminati Powerful Rich Folk gather in secret, to hide their secrets and drink dragon blood and eat gold cookies at the Bilderberg Conference. It is a very closed affair and no one in the mainstream media covers it, because everyone in the media is a pussy. Your Wonkette doesn't cover it either -- although we were thinking about getting drunk and vomiting in the Bilderberg driveway this year, should we ever bother to get up from our vomit pool of a couch -- but we do acknowledge its existence and make wild claims about it for shits and giggles. Did you know that this year, Bilderberger Elite want to enslave the human race even more than usual? It is Topic Number One on the Agenda. It is true.
i actually know one of the people on that list.
i find that terrifying.
Sounds like religion, don't it?
How else, but through a conspiracy of breathtaking scope and cunning, can he overcome his complete inability to achieve by legitimate means?
A winner, we have a winner...
Default American.
<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/NpwdcmjBgNA" target="_blank">There&#039;s a bear in the woods....</a>
That&#039;s because if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. True dat.
That she misses Ronald Reagan. She knew him.
Did he recently get a skin transplant from Edward James Olmos?
Whatever will Lady Noonington say?
If Mitch Daniels is there, it couldn&#039;t be all that.
I guess i would prefer the Robots as the new masters of the human race and I don&#039;t mean the Mittbot.
I bet the Bilderberg Group could kick the Trilateral Commission&#039;s ass.
Bilderberg? Sounds Jewish.