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Spurning Beer's avatar

That barracks was FULL of privates.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Drafting" people to do stooped labor, menial jobs, and lower-skills tasks?

I think we tried that a few centuries ago. It eventually led to some difficulties, if I remember right.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I woulda liked blowing things up in the service. Kinda sounds like maybe he just like blowing things.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is it just me, or is there material here for another song by the Village People?

Fartknocker's avatar

Dick's little literary dribble was written in 2006. Must be a slow news day at the Wonkette bunker.