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"And then there's that weird little thing where his signature is on some of the porn payoff reimbursement checks to Michael Cohen"

I... ew.

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Ok :(

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I got these cheeseburgers!

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or really short legs

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"The Mueller Report also seems to suggest Junior is too physically stupid in his brain to be indicted"... Someone should have tRumpsplained that lying to congress is not in Jr's best interest but he wouldn't have understood

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And then we wake up... (g-d it.)

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In Jr's case, those would be SUPER short!

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Maybe he wants to be Secretary of Defense?

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Grover Norquist " The leadership now for the modern conservative movement for the next 20 years will be coming out of the House and the Senate. . . . [We just need to] pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become the president of the United States . . . [and] to sign the legislation that has already been prepared."

Also Pence would not have the following Trump does. They (global corporations) need 4 more years to rob us blind and move on to a more populous country to exploit for profit. First they have to make us so broke that Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid become privatized.

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Remember when Presidential offspring did bad things like wear shorts in Hawaii and drink beer in college and get married in the Rose Garden? I miss that.

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We aim for some consistency in our madness and chaos.

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We had swallows that nested on our porch in a previous house. The young ones were so pretty once they had their feathers. They would come out and sit on the edge of the nest during the short time between having feathers and learning to fly. I also like being greeted by the swallow-parents when I got home. They would circle my head until I was safely past the nest.

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Start at the top. I remember one of my father's Vietnam era stories: An aide to the commanding General came and told Dad that everyone in the command was going to take a drug test and Dad was going to be the officer in charge of that. Dad said, "Fine. We'll start with the headquarters staff." The subject never came up again.

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And don't give him bread crumbs this time.

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I heard he goes back and forth instead of making a big square.

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