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eddi-SABH's avatar

Everyone should keep a tub of fresh otters handy for parties.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Husband was like, "why do they have a kettle of otter babies for stewing?"

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Parakeetist's avatar

Otters swim, and play, and eat fish.

That's a pretty good job, being an otter.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

So THAT is what they do with the wash tub when Emmett Otter's Jug Band isn't performing a Christmas special!!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys? A bucket of otters!

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fka_fka_donnie_d's avatar

Why I otter

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ciaobella's avatar

"Who you callin' small-clawed?"

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Who threw the otters in Mrs Murphy's chowder?

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It must have been the guy who wasn't there

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Where's the pot of potted otters Otter Potter potted?

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SkeptiKC's avatar

You otter know how ADORABLE those cuddle buddies are..

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Menotsure's avatar

The Memphis Zoo is well worth a visit. It is in the same park as the Memphis Brooks Museum of Art, so you can do a twofer and make a day of it with a picnic lunch.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Writes down

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I have a bucket that closely resembles that otter container. Foolishly, I have a planter in mine...

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

From that pot, I'm horrified that these otters are going to be part of a sous vide dinner.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

So sweet!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Best said in your best Moe Howard, "Why, I really otter, I really, really otter..."

After the weekend that was, immersion in a bucket of otters, away from the bullshit permeated political reality seems therapeutic...

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It's good in Peewee's voice also too. Or Oliver Hardy, of course.

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tehbaddr's avatar

And now I'll have Alanis in my head all day. Which is not such a bad thing.

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𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘱. 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘢 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘯. 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘠𝘷𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦, 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵. 𝘉𝘰𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 57-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪-𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯-𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙩.

TBF, what with all the *other* unidentifiable white guys running around in masks and tac gear assaulting people right now, it would be hard to tell him apart from the rest.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

The squeaky tanks are Korean vintage. Putin would sell Trump's nuts for some tanks that good. A mixed blessing at best.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

+1 for the Scratch Perry track!

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slithy tove's avatar

The old squeaky tank is a Sherman tank. We built thousands of them to fight the Nazis in WW2. I will defend the old squeaky tank as a defender of our freedom. And to fight against ageism, sort of.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Whar bucket? Y'all didn't think "Washtub of Otters" was funny enough?

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Roman themed security company? I bet saluting was required.

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lordpnut's avatar

" Now congugate the the fuckin' verb!"

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Monday's and Tab's in the morning ☕💯👍

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Sure, a bucket full of otters is cute, but what about a box full of snakes?

https://bsky.app/profile/stansaidairport.bsky.social/post/3lrqcbuw37c2u

Okay, at that point, more a conveyor belt covered in snakes . . .

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Jebus.

Were they loading, or unloading?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Looks like unloading. I enjoyed the occasional scream in the background as another snake slides off the conveyor belt.

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beb's avatar

Rubio yawned, Melania apparently napped and the big fat TACO looked pissedm but I'm surprised he didn't snooze through this whole snoozefest.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He was too busy moving his bowels to sleep.

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Alpaca22's avatar

i am questioning whether that was the 'real' Melania. Her face looked too full

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Sherry's avatar

Her eyes weren’t as squinty.

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lordpnut's avatar

Chinese-eyed Melania smiles too much.

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

One whole day without wonkette, and I missed you guys so much!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I don't believe I can fly.

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I don't believe I can touch the sky.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Well, with one thing and an otter, the WSJ ran a column over the weekend telling trump to change his deportation policies. Point being that trump is beginning to annoy the rich. Something I aspire to myself, but from a different direction.

WSJ headline: "Mass Deportation . . . Except at Hotels?

Trump says businesses report losing ‘very good, long time workers.’ How about changing policy?"

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lordpnut's avatar

Go woke, not broke.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Unfortunately, it appears that the orange blob's waiver for hospitality, agricultural, and selected workers has been revoked, per his social media post last night. He has decreed that ICE is now charged with the biggest mass deportation event in history. The man-baby is furious that his big, beautiful parade was a dud, and that the protests were so huge.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

That's distressing news. I was hoping that some portion of hard working undocumented people would be able to fly under the radar. trump is such a scumbag.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

TACO

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lordpnut's avatar

Taco loco.

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

But, but I thought Mexico sent murderers and rapists. I guess the “very good, long time workers” are the “some, [Trump] assumes, are good people.” Are those like 2% or 10% or 35% of the otherwise murdering and raping group?

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lordpnut's avatar

There are striations even within the murdering raping subset. Fucking scum, man.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Sheriff Cletus W. Killum was quoted as saying, "thank God almighty thu perpetrator of facemask passin' was apprehended aefore he could attack our fearless great leader donald trump with one! He could'a poked him inna eye!"

The Godless heathen appeared to sustain a few minor injuries during his trip to the police station and is now in unrelated but critical condition in an LA County hospital.

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lordpnut's avatar

(in me best Brando voice) Unrelated to what?

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Unrelatudid ta that Deputy Rufus L. Dawg had nuthin ta do with it! Yes caus he was inna car doesn't mean... woah! Look over there! Uh immigrant!

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Shallow state's avatar

Some of the commenters here were convinced Boelter had committed suicide. I kept my keyboard shut about it, but in the little info that dribbled out about him I immediately recognized the execrable evangelical self-righteous certainty coupled with cowardice and fear that I thought made suicide very unlikely.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The amateurish No Kings fliers run off at the local Kinko's convinced me he thought he'd get away with it and be able to blame the Democrats.

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lordpnut's avatar

Well, that one usually works.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Not Kinkos because there were like 2, count 'em two! flyers that said "No Kings" the rest looked like blank paper.

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littlerice vice's avatar

BUT! BUT! Did he have enough guns?

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

?? There was absolutely no hint that he had offed himself in any reporting that I saw. I would hope that Wonkistas would know to read news before talking about it.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Some here were more or less hoping he would, to save trouble. I'd much rather be able to study the sumbitch for the rest of his miserable life.

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Sherry's avatar

Same here! I want him apprehended and forced to testify why he did it.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I'm sure Bleater, er Boelter thinks trump will exonerate him. That ain't gonna happen because no president can interfere in a state case. trump might try, but he won't succeed.

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littlerice vice's avatar

That's what worries me. The trump pardoning him after being found guilty of federal charges

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Minnesota has already arrested Boelter and charged him with first degree murder. The feds are also talking about charging him, but those charges would not supersede Minnesota's. If you recall, before this past election, several of the tumpites charged with election interference in GA kept trying (unsuccessfully) to move their cases to federal courts. This was primarily because they would have a chance of being absolved if (or as it turns out when) trump won.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Asshole was too stupid to realize all he needed to do was cross state lines to make it a federal case and let Chump pardon him (for one million dollars).

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

News bulletin from NYT says Boelter has now been charged with federal crimes. But the state charges still stand.

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Caepan's avatar

Certainly not in Minnesota.

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Demodocus's avatar

Stepmother's lastest post

"If you lose the king, you lose the kingdom."

My response. "We told the kingdom to get lost in 1776"

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