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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"I'll give you a raise, 30 more exposure dollars every month!"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Good news! You can fashion your bootstraps into rings for the ring toss game!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"If your balls hit the right spot..."

Just working on the marketing for that dunk tank.

fuflans's avatar

<i>that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion</i>

damn song was written for baggers

fuflans's avatar

snorted ice tea. thanks maven.

bobbert's avatar

Apparently, 92 idiots.

bobbert's avatar

It's unlikely to be the case, but what would make this even more wonderful would be if the organizers fucked up incorporating, and are thus personally liable for the $65K.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Another fund-raising idea was to organize a "Take Our Fortune" Pilgrimage.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I will go if they have a catapalt ride, 'cuz I want to see teabaggers shot off into the atmosphere

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

FREEDUMB ISN'T FREE

Lot_49's avatar

Anything for you, Todd. It's all just "Free Enterprise."

MonkeyMotion's avatar

And here I thought conservatives <i>liked</i> ranting at empty chairs.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

92 out of 2500 is like somewhere around 127%. Is that so bad? Pssst FOX News, See what I did there?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I call bullshit. The $65,000 works out to about $25 per attendee. Who in their right mind would pay $25 for that TP crap? OH WAIT! I answered my own question.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Maybe they should have offered free doughnuts.