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"I'll give you a raise, 30 more exposure dollars every month!"

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Good news! You can fashion your bootstraps into rings for the ring toss game!

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The chicken knows.

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"If your balls hit the right spot..."

Just working on the marketing for that dunk tank.

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<i>that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion</i>

damn song was written for baggers

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snorted ice tea. thanks maven.

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Apparently, 92 idiots.

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It's unlikely to be the case, but what would make this even more wonderful would be if the organizers fucked up incorporating, and are thus personally liable for the $65K.

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Another fund-raising idea was to organize a "Take Our Fortune" Pilgrimage.

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I will go if they have a catapalt ride, 'cuz I want to see teabaggers shot off into the atmosphere

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FREEDUMB ISN'T FREE

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Anything for you, Todd. It's all just "Free Enterprise."

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And here I thought conservatives <i>liked</i> ranting at empty chairs.

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92 out of 2500 is like somewhere around 127%. Is that so bad? Pssst FOX News, See what I did there?

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I call bullshit. The $65,000 works out to about $25 per attendee. Who in their right mind would pay $25 for that TP crap? OH WAIT! I answered my own question.

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Maybe they should have offered free doughnuts.

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