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theCryptofishist's avatar

It's all that ozone. Interferes with normal brain waves.

james crubb's avatar

I like how one 'article' talks about Colombine killers as subscribing to 'survival of the fittest' without paying heed to the glaring lack of survival of protagonists, the killers obviously needed better education on the concept.

james crubb's avatar

Multidimensional derp.

dshwa's avatar

Ted Nugent "Legendary Rock Star"As if.

Dianne Black apparently grocery stops at a truck stop.

dshwa's avatar

Ted Nugent "Legendary Rock Star"As if.

Dianne Black apparently grocery shops at a truck stop.

wavicles's avatar

Oh Disqus, you're so silly.

Reverend of Infinity's avatar

And then there's the pesky problem of the other twenty million or so you need to beef up the rest of your lifestyle.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Right! And don't forget the plastic surgery.

Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

Gun porn, that's the real cause.

phoenix00's avatar

Kinda makes you wonder where she does her grocery shopping.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

“Pornography, it’s available, it’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store,”

Grocery store? Shelf??? Someone please teach Grandma how to use the computer.

Mrs Olson Says's avatar

Guns like long walks and sunshine.