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These people belong in an insane asylum.

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It's like watching a train wreck.

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Sold them into DeVos xtian slavery.

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It seems quite likely that Mr True himself, a walking repudiation of the theory of nominative determinism, did indeed attend Cow School, given the stuff issuing from his mind. Also Powell and Pressburger's The Red Shoes is excellent,

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I thought Intel was always Inside?

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Thank you. Gotta spell check the darn spell check.

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OK, so I have been walking down the street telling people "I'm a socialite!" but it doesn't seem to be having the desired effect.

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Its name is on a bunch of buildings!

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Ah. It all makes sense now.

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That's not so much a cow school as a cow swingers club.

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No one will ever top Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog aka George Herbert Walker Bush, not even his master Insane Anglo Warlord Ronald Wilson Reagan.

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True but "Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog" is a mere coincidence, whereas "Advil Briton lager" is proof because alter dog.

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Elderberry bushes are herding the devil? Has Butter, the alter dog, been informed of this?

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Poor old Butter, just a regular dog stuck with an alter human.

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I don't believe this! Now, if it was alleged that her Satan parties had taken place in a pizza parlor? Well then, I don't think there could be much doubt at all.

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I didn't know QAnon were HST fans! They've obviously adopted his "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" maxim 😉😉😉

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