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It's entirely possible she was born in France.

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Stupid country is stupid.

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Right now I'm wishing I had a long-form birth certificate that said I was born in Canada.

I don't know how much more of this stupidity I can take.

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"born" may be stretching it a bit....more like "spawned"

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That's why Faux News is "fair and balanced": They give facts and fantasy equal time. More or less.

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He's still only an alleged American because his mom was allegedly an American. Where's her birf cert? Huh? Where's the REAL Stanley? What happened to him, huh?

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"You know, this is going to be way too easy." "Yeah ... let's do it with a black guy!" "Wait - what? You want us to get a black guy elected president in 2008?" "Yeah. We can do that." "OK - let's do it!"

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Wait - isn't it ILLEGAL to release a Hawaiian long form certificate? OBAMA is a crimina!!!!!!!! Spread teh wurd!!!!!!

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Remember the reason we were given why Obama didn't release this version of his birth certificate before now? Because even that probably wouldn't be good enough for them. And everyone kept saying, "No, release it anyways!" And, HEY GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!

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Never been....but good guess.

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"We must memorize nine numbers and deny we have a soul"

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Natch...we're talking about Oily.

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Nein nein! I mean...errr, no.

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That'd sure explain the lightening striking the White House the other night.

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Yeah....I mean, really, what kind of idiot engineer puts a sewage plant next to an amusement park?

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