We are starting to think that maybe school safety demonstrations are not healthy for children, especially this "Red Ribbon Week" thing that's supposed to scare them away from drugs.
<i>&quot;...a student walked up to a police motorcycle and pulled the trigger on an AR-15 rifle mounted to the bike&quot;</i>
Good thing he didn&#039;t also fire the surface-to-air missiles mounted on the handle bars. Or spray the anti-pursuit oil slick out the rear lights. Obviously the scrapes suffered by one student was due to the ejection seat.
If I had a dog bite every one of my college students who didn&#039;t follow instructions, the dog would be almost toothless by the end of the semester. But apparently it&#039;s cool when that happens to an 11-year-old.
Police Chief Clint McQueen? Really? Are we sure he&#039;s not the &quot;queen&quot; of the police force? Does he have a brazilian? Who wants to check?
I&#039;m struggling to imagine what sort of situation would require a cop on a motorcycle to shoot an AR-15. Not coming up with anything that doesn&#039;t sound like <i>pure fun! </i>Yee-haw!
Motherfuckers are <em>trained</em> to bite.
Guess that kid&#039;s got 100 problems.
very calm and polite?
Well shit, I try to be (or at least appear) calm and polite when faced with a power deranged moran who&#039;s packing a loaded attack dog.
Or &quot;slaughterhouses of the imagination,&quot; <i>&agrave; la Flaubert.</i>
Officer Friendly sure has stepped up his game since I was a tot.
Whence his sudden stance on obstructing nominations.
They&#039;ll help you identify the really good stuff?
It was designed in the modern Storage Unit Style that was all the rage for awhile.
It is a food product, after all.
<i>&quot;...a student walked up to a police motorcycle and pulled the trigger on an AR-15 rifle mounted to the bike&quot;</i>
Good thing he didn&#039;t also fire the surface-to-air missiles mounted on the handle bars. Or spray the anti-pursuit oil slick out the rear lights. Obviously the scrapes suffered by one student was due to the ejection seat.
In New London, CT, a court just upheld the right of the police dept. to not hire applicants whose IQ was too high.
If I had a dog bite every one of my college students who didn&#039;t follow instructions, the dog would be almost toothless by the end of the semester. But apparently it&#039;s cool when that happens to an 11-year-old.
Common sense - how does it work?
Perhaps the kids are being groomed for the day when a Republican congressman sniffs their legs?
I sort of thought dogs were trained to signal the presence of drugs, not the presence of squirming. Good to know.
Police Chief Clint McQueen? Really? Are we sure he&#039;s not the &quot;queen&quot; of the police force? Does he have a brazilian? Who wants to check?
I&#039;m struggling to imagine what sort of situation would require a cop on a motorcycle to shoot an AR-15. Not coming up with anything that doesn&#039;t sound like <i>pure fun! </i>Yee-haw!