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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They're confusing this book with "My Pet Goat" which Dubya did read all by himself. While his fellow citizens were dying on 9/11.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Don't give the TP'er any ideas -- they'd love to move America back to the 1950s or 1850s. But their wettest dream is to have Reagan in charge again. oh ... oh ... OMFG ... sending gifts to Ayatollah Kohmeini, arming the Islamic Republic of Iran, retreating from Lebanon, raising taxes every year, record deficits, policy by movie plot ... those were the golden days for conservatives.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Don't Blame Me ... I Read"

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Me neither and thanks for the advice. I need Noogle -- a search that acts like something doesn't exist.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

What use would a CPAC'er have for a Lip Balm/Lubricant modelled after Beck's dick? Oh wait, I just figured it out.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I refudiate your claim. Exhibit A: Liz Glover Exhibit B: Liz Glover Exhibit C: Riley Waggaman

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PsycWench's avatar

and "I'm with Stupid" along with an arrow.

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PsycWench's avatar

next track: If I Was A Bitch Girl

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PsycWench's avatar

There was a spoof of Bob Dylanesque readings of Seuss books online, which disappeared supposedly b/c of the Seuss estate's objections. So you'd think so. Maybe they'll follow the example of Heart, who were very upset with "Barracuda" being played when Sarah Palin made appearances.

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fuflans's avatar

i actually don't know who pam geller is.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Are those actually her eyes, or are they just painted onto two smooth hollows in her face??

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Joshua Norton's avatar

By now I'm sure you realize that there's always 2 reasons a republican does something:

A "good" reason and The real reason.

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chascates's avatar

I don't know what is worse. That there is such a large percentage of people that have this rock-stupid mindset or that all GOP Presidential hopefuls must kowtow to them.

The only saving grace may be that to be a 'true believer' one must adhere to all the blarney. You <i>must</i> be for Intelligent Design, you <i>must</i> deny climate change, you <i>must</i> be against any form of progressive taxation, etc. There's got to be some doubt in most of these peoples' minds, no matter how deeply buried.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Why does the Dr Seuss cat remind me of those racist monkey pics of blacks?

Didn't GWB look more like a money than Obama? I mean we all look like monkeys, but...

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Hemmaroid cream with a picture of Sarah Palin on it would of caused an old person shoving riot.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Only thing missing are t-shirts saying "Who Farted?".

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