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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Holy Moly, MoDo actually wrote a decent column today

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Many years ago, I was working on a voter phone survey in the Political Science Dept. The phone company gave the numbers of the exchanges, and a random number generator did the rest. We were advised that if we got an unlisted number, it might be difficult. I got one.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Check out our federal government: Beloved Leader Stephen Harper is a right-wing asshole. You sure you want our voters?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You have been wronged, sir! Seek re(un)dress forthwith.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Goddammit, now I am gonna have to look up old Ren And Stimpy eps...

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Dylan Black's avatar

The real concern for the Editrix of course is that you will join forces to overthrow her and rule the Wonkettes as Father and Son.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

That rate would be cut by more than two-thirds if only more people got the anti-derpes vaccine. Once they carry the virus, though, it is too late, because derpes causes vaccines to suddenly become dangerous.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

"Employers “can’t find people to come to work sober, daily, drug-free and want to learn the necessary skills going forward to be able to do those jobs."

Sort of like the American people trying to find competent members to serve in Congress.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Fabric store salesperson, 1981. There is a still a customer I want to put up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Of course, as a teacher I encounter the same attitude from some parents (and their kids)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It does. I have mine right next to the computer.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

trephining or GTFO!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

worse yet they up and change from time to time

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I seem to remember lots of pledges during the GOP primaries. I also seem to remember those pledges coming back to haunt them later. Good thing Republicans are immune to learning from their mistakes...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

basically- rectal/cranial inversion complete, on to phase 2

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe he has plans to be a NY state representative

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The real reason the wingnutz are upset with Brett Hulsey is his necklace: It's made from his GOP opponents' teeth.

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