Welcome to another edition of our Derp Roundup, that collection of virtual floor sweepings that are too stoopid to completely ignore but not worth a full-length post. To start with, let's give an Excellence In Trolling medal to the sometimes-funny Andy Borowitz, whose
The mentality of taking care of someone not because they need taking care of, but in order to make them obliged to you, might explain why the fat slob is on his fourth wife.
Bill Flores and Ted Cruz are two of the several GOP asshats who voted against emergency relief for the victims of Hurricane Sandy but asked for FEMA assistance because of the ammonium nitrate chemical plant explosion in West, TX. And one of them is a cross-bred Cuban/Canadian anchor baby.
And the saddest thing is we no longer have Joe Lieberman appearing on the sabbath gas bag shows to bloviate on how he would vote on Syria and then turn right around and do the opposite.
Actually, it's not sad. I never could stand him.
Amazingly, it happens pretty often. Wingnuts implicitly believe that The New Yorker is well-informed and gets its facts right. They just forget to check the byline.
If Grimm thinks Obama is a bad commander in chief, wait til he finds out about the <a href="" target="_blank">jamokes who actually run our wars.</a>
He does <a href="http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/borowitzreport\/2013\/08\/amazon-founder-says-he-clicked-on-washington-post-by-mistake.html" target="_blank">hit the mark on occasion. </a>
How could you omit the biggest offender (and the country&#039;s biggest problem), Fucks Gnus?
Not gonna go there, but I&#039;m curious . . . who in their right mind advertises on Hoft&#039;s digital manure pile?
The mentality of taking care of someone not because they need taking care of, but in order to make them obliged to you, might explain why the fat slob is on his fourth wife.
Bill Flores and Ted Cruz are two of the several GOP asshats who voted against emergency relief for the victims of Hurricane Sandy but asked for FEMA assistance because of the ammonium nitrate chemical plant explosion in West, TX. And one of them is a cross-bred Cuban/Canadian anchor baby.
And Tazer Beams.
And the saddest thing is we no longer have Joe Lieberman appearing on the sabbath gas bag shows to bloviate on how he would vote on Syria and then turn right around and do the opposite.
Actually, it&#039;s not sad. I never could stand him.
you know, i was just looking for a quick cheney quote on this subject and i got sucked into the WHOLE thing: <a href="https://www.mtholyoke.edu/a..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/bush/cheney...">https://www.mtholyoke.edu/a...
good (re-)reading if you need to remind a republican of...well, anything about iraq. the money quotes, they just don&#039;t stop.
that borowitz sting is pretty fucking sweet.
idiots.
And right of wing.
Amazingly, it happens pretty often. Wingnuts implicitly believe that The New Yorker is well-informed and gets its facts right. They just forget to check the byline.
If Grimm thinks Obama is a bad commander in chief, wait til he finds out about the <a href="" target="_blank">jamokes who actually run our wars.</a>
Hey, can I just add that extra url goodness to any Amazon search I run, or does it actually have to come from you guys?
I thought Dorf was that guy on Star Trek. This is all so confusing . . . maybe another bourbon will help.
He does <a href="http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/borowitzreport\/2013\/08\/amazon-founder-says-he-clicked-on-washington-post-by-mistake.html" target="_blank">hit the mark on occasion. </a>
And short of brains.
&quot;I can&#039;t be bothered to think, therefore I impeach.&quot; -Bill Flores
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