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Spurning Beer's avatar

Offer her a tissue.

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fuflans's avatar

right?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Let me ask the gent in the fancy knickerbockers.

"Say - could you please direct me to the Coachella Valley, and the Carrot Festival, therein?"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Her iPhone ap jumped her?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Don't forget to take the left turn at Albuquerque.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Golf or tennis?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Come to San Francisco!

Peach of a pair. Also. (Nametag should have read in tiny print "What are you staring at?").

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jqheywood's avatar

Yeah. Clooney has that effect on women...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It looks like the perfect venue for Wonketteers. Dark, surrounded by teevees and screens, with liquor. In other words, just like home.

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PubOption's avatar

Waiting for a similar event in St. Louis.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

So, the usual?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But the indiscernible murk is so ARTISTIC! Also, maybe CommieBrother took the pictures, and flashes are, like, the tool of the MAN, and he refuses to use them?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wait...home of the Lakers AND the Clippers? Whoa.

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