HELLO PERVERTS AND WEIRDOS, here are your pictures from the first in a series of Wonkette Drinky Things and Meetups, this one in Los Angeles. Bammerz did not drop in, my head hurts. There will be only light posting today, so all of you who complain about how there are too many posts waaah you can not read through every single comment on every single one, today you get a reprieve. Do not get used to it! Tomorrow there will be 37 posts! AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! Pictures of a lady's breasts after the jump.
Offer her a tissue.
Let me ask the gent in the fancy knickerbockers.
&quot;Say - could you please direct me to the Coachella Valley, and the Carrot Festival, therein?&quot;
Her iPhone ap jumped her?
Don&#039;t forget to take the left turn at Albuquerque.
Golf or tennis?
Come to San Francisco!
Peach of a pair. Also. (Nametag should have read in tiny print &quot;What are you staring at?&quot;).
Yeah. Clooney has that effect on women...
It looks like the perfect venue for Wonketteers. Dark, surrounded by teevees and screens, with liquor. In other words, just like home.
Waiting for a similar event in St. Louis.
So, the usual?
But the indiscernible murk is so ARTISTIC! Also, maybe CommieBrother took the pictures, and flashes are, like, the tool of the MAN, and he refuses to use them?
Wait...home of the Lakers AND the Clippers? Whoa.