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This almost makes the anti-Miss America bunch look sane: <a href="http://goodmenproject.com/f..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/megasa...">http://goodmenproject.com/f... Yeah, I didn't hyperlink. So sorry.

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It's like we all, against our will, belong to the Gun Massacre of the Month Club. It will be harder to quit than the Columbia Records club thingy.

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The folks from NCIS must have been on a case somewhere.

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Probably has to push Kid Zoom onto the school bus.

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So Cheney was hiding in the Navy Yard.

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or the chickens

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Careful -- that was easily intelligible.

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Introspection: What separates us from <strike>lower life forms</strike> conservatives.

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At least we dont ever have to worry about Jones blacktracking

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Dear NRA, I really don’t want to live in a country where I feel that I must be armed to go to a movie, eat in a restaurant or take a walk in a park. Your version of America is like a bad movie with cheesy script produced by Ed Wood’s unmotivated brother.

MG

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Nah, don't reward bad behavior...their prize should be a poster filled with photos of victims and their families, smiling and hugging. On second thought all those eyes staring out at them would probably just start matching up with the voices in their heads, egging them on.

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You don't want to live in that country but they do and that's all that counts (in their tiny reptilian brains). I can only take solace in the thought that it's a depressing way to live your life - I actually enjoy living mine.

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Dok, you must get up with the chickens!

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Ya gotta admit if we let al Queda write our gun laws they'd be pretty much what we find out there today: anyone can legally buy any gun at the nearest convenient gun show (outside Connecticut, Colorado, Maryland too I think).

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Alex Jones makes me sad. He is displaying classic psychotic behavior. Someone needs to put some risperidone in his coffee before he hurts himself. Unless his bizarre unhinged rambling is really a false flag for some deep performance art snark. If only.

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You call this a children's treasury, but I am not so sure kids should be reading this.

Kids are far too impressionable for Alex Jones.

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