So you know that thing you do where you throw a party and even though you had a wonderful time and everyone had a wonderful time you just are like LET ME COUNT UP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT COME. You do that right? Well all our media 'lite friends who blew off our party, please know that it has been Noted. (The only media 'lite who managed to get there from here were reporters from the
Trying to lure the Republicans in with a little peekaboo action, are ya?
You should put a camera in that dress. You'll be able to tell with GOPers are just adulterous leches and which ones are secretly gay by whether or not they peek!
Reason #37 why I'm glad I didn't watch.
Those are being numbered in chronological order of me discovering them, in case you were wondering. I'm sure if I ever get around to renumbering them in terms of their importance to me, it'll wind up about reason #20,654
Excellent. I have a purpose now. Only three hours away - and I have time to collect enough scrap metal to afford the gas...
Trying to lure the Republicans in with a little peekaboo action, are ya?
You should put a camera in that dress. You'll be able to tell with GOPers are just adulterous leches and which ones are secretly gay by whether or not they peek!
You're never at a loss for helpful ideas. It's inspiring.
this is EXACTLY what the bar in chicago will look like in january when you visit.
promise.
Reason #37 why I'm glad I didn't watch.
Those are being numbered in chronological order of me discovering them, in case you were wondering. I'm sure if I ever get around to renumbering them in terms of their importance to me, it'll wind up about reason #20,654
I had the thin version of Guy Fieri pegged as the Jezebel writer.
There also appear to maybe be two blurry vaginal Americans sitting at a table on the left in the third pic?
Mute button?
See the Girl with the red dress on... (3:30) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsJexJMPG30">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
A touch of the Irish Flu?
+!
Hey what happened to the walls? Oh yeah, Isaac.