So you know that thing you do where you throw a party and even though you had a wonderful time and everyone had a wonderful time you just are like LET ME COUNT UP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT COME.
Trying to lure the Republicans in with a little peekaboo action, are ya?
You should put a camera in that dress. You'll be able to tell with GOPers are just adulterous leches and which ones are secretly gay by whether or not they peek!
Reason #37 why I'm glad I didn't watch.
Those are being numbered in chronological order of me discovering them, in case you were wondering. I'm sure if I ever get around to renumbering them in terms of their importance to me, it'll wind up about reason #20,654
Excellent. I have a purpose now. Only three hours away - and I have time to collect enough scrap metal to afford the gas...
Trying to lure the Republicans in with a little peekaboo action, are ya?
You should put a camera in that dress. You'll be able to tell with GOPers are just adulterous leches and which ones are secretly gay by whether or not they peek!
You're never at a loss for helpful ideas. It's inspiring.
this is EXACTLY what the bar in chicago will look like in january when you visit.
promise.
Reason #37 why I'm glad I didn't watch.
Those are being numbered in chronological order of me discovering them, in case you were wondering. I'm sure if I ever get around to renumbering them in terms of their importance to me, it'll wind up about reason #20,654
I had the thin version of Guy Fieri pegged as the Jezebel writer.
There also appear to maybe be two blurry vaginal Americans sitting at a table on the left in the third pic?
Mute button?
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A touch of the Irish Flu?
+!
Hey what happened to the walls? Oh yeah, Isaac.