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in one of my pre-election fear quakes i wondered what it would be like for them back in chicago. and then i started thinking about how dangerous bamz' life is always going to be.

even more so after 2012.

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yeah but that 'once again' part worries me.

dude has more political lives than an extra on buffy.

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yeah fine but i don't think this is good news for john mccain.

sarcastic nymph.

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<i>"with votes"</i>

I know the "with votes" meme came after the Giffords shooting when some right-wingnut tried to rationalize their "targeting" or "taking aim" or "shoot to kill" rhetoric. But I can't remember who said it. (I always assumed it was Sarah Palin™.). And googling "with votes" is kinda hopeless. Does anyone know exactly where this delicious phrase comes from? TY

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But patriotic ones.

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Actually, most of the people I've canvassed in trailer parks voted for Obama. Let's not malign poor white people for being poor, eh?

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Well, I'd say some of them militant jihadist types, but that would be too obvious, wouldn't it?

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"announced he was going forward with his plan to fire a liberal"

Hey...here's a fun rainy day activity. Let's crowd source this fuck so we can determine his identity and then his liberal employee can sue the ever loving fuck out of him.

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Great - can we reduce the amount of money the Federal government passes from blue states to red states too?

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Luckily, that's covered by O____aCare.

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They are losing every battle - which only proves that they're completely correct, in all things, and the majority of people who oppose them are completely wrong and corrupt.

Gaaaaaah...

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Quit beating around the bush. How do you really feel?

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They have to bankrupt the system in order to show how evil (and ineffective) it is. They're bravely biting the serpent's tail, these patriotic Amercians...

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If by "lifestyles" he means a militant commitment to ignorance and closemindedness, then sure. But we're talking about yet another Elmer Gantry grifter here. Like a truffle-hunting pig, he pursues the munnies. Above all else.

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This is exactly what they get for supporting a non-Christian cult member. Now the follower of Jesus in the white house (with that light-absorbing hue) won again - handily - and the wrathful judgement cranks up in earnest.

Their safest course is to never vote again. It's merely the beginning of their penance.

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Anyone who disagrees with them is deluded by the diabolical enemy.

Obviously it goes without saying that it's UNPOSSIBLE that they're ever misled.

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