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fuflans's avatar

PUPPIES!!!

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bobbert's avatar

Childhood's End always makes me cry when the island goes up. Sort of like today.

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bobbert's avatar

I assume it's because he's still a soprano.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Fuck yes, puppies! Today we need a bit of creatures whose first instinct is 'feed me, cuddle me!' not 'what you lookin at, wanna fight about?' Throw in a little bit of that goat who uses his siblings as climbing rocks and I'll feel better.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

There's no shortage of <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/04\/03\/us\/fatal-shootings-at-oikos-university-in-oakland-calif.html" target="_blank">evidence to the contrary</a>, but evaluation of factual evidence is hardly the strong suit of these fucksticks.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Frankly, I'm all in favor of repealing the fucking Second Amendment. We don't need it, paranoid fantasies of the wingtards notwithstanding. If the fucking gun nuts want to shoot it out with the government, well ... natural selection could use some help in this country.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Even "originalist" Scalia manages to not see it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Naturally, some dickwad created a "gun in every classroom" petition. He's being outvoted by a 10-1 margin.

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The Quirk's avatar

Diarrhea of the brain.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Nothing in the 33 years since. And before Spencer, who? Lizzie Borden? The correlation is undeniable.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Guns are needed for self-protection" is complete and utter bullshit.

Lanza's mother had three guns in the house -- has anyone asked the gun nuts how well that worked out?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Free peen enlargements for teatards and wingnuts?

Bonus: Obamacare would be much more popular.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Blunt instruments vs. crazy fuckers with semi-automatics? Good luck with that.

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Γ’Β™Βͺҙ« Rake the hall with hollow-point volleys Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la. Kill and maim with mindless folly Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la. Γ’Β™Βͺҙ«

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It is quite extortionary. Why just not have angels "guard" people such as kindergarteners from shit like this. Angels are real, right? No? Well, then we're fucked. Proper fucked as Turkish would say.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That shit is downright unruly.

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