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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'm surprised the Health Department didn't condemn the building on the spot. That much smug must be a biohazard.

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PubOption's avatar

She looks Indian. could be Bobby Jindal's sister.

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PubOption's avatar

I seem to remember a non-blah president using signing statements to say that certain laws should not be enforced. I must be (color) blind to the difference.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>I think people are waking up to that. You combine it with the pattern of lawlessness of this administration, the willingness of this President to say if he disagrees with a law he simply won’t enforce it, he’ll change it, he’ll waive it, he’ll put it aside, and I think people are understanding that anytime you have a President who is picking and choosing which laws to follow that that is fundamentally inconsistent with liberty.</i>

Breaking news! Ted Cruz condemns the George W. Bush administration!

Wait, what?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Every time I think that Teddy-boy can't look anymore like Joe McCarthy, I see a picture of him taken from a different angle and realize that he also looks like Frank Burns.

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diogenez's avatar

"Ted Cruz Making His Concerned Face..."

That's not Cruz's FREAKY FACE?

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PubOption's avatar

What is a Teabagger doing at the Union Pub?

I also note that Liberty on the Rocks is a 501(c)3 organization, and does not endorse candidates for public office. Should they get a visit from the IRS to check their claims?

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chascates's avatar

No, they're in the back washing dishes.

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malsperanza's avatar

Pretty much, yep.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"A girl from Texas asked what he thought their home state could teach the rest of the country about being awesome."

Hahaha . . . only a liebrul plant would ask an unanswerable question like that. Did Ted catch on?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The did issue a smug alert for the District, suggesting that people stay indoors.

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Shypixel's avatar

This post will haunt my dreams forever...

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Liver Aid? Are you kidding me? Is that Joe McCarthy?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wonket drink thingy or GTFO!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His <i>Concerned Face</i> looks really similar to his <i>Shitweasel Face,</i> for some reason.

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schmannity's avatar

Hatuey, Moosehead or Dos XX? It must be difficult for him to decide among Canadian, Cuban or Mexican beer.

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