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Which makes it true! The Fox "News" report can't be far off.

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Smoked duck, maybe . . . although you can wash it down with <a href="http:\/\/wine.psydr.com\/wine\/images\/2006_smoking_loon_cabernet_sauvignon.jpg" target="_blank"> Smoking Loon.</a>

joeymegatron's avatar

Nothing so dumb as a liberal, who will believe ANYTHING.

chascates's avatar

<i>No Time for Sergeants</i> is still a fantastic movie, even with Andy the Red (and the great Don Knotts).

PubOption's avatar

In the world of particle physics, the ducks (smoking or not), go 'Quark, Quark'.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I just don't see that. When I look at that face, all I see is two cobras wearing ponchos and shower caps.

But I guess that's pretty much how Brad Pitt looks to me, too.

Spurning Beer's avatar

For the record, I was nowhere near London in the 1880s. I swear,

Vienna Woods's avatar

Rip Torn? Really? Now I'm depressed.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Honestly, I don't know how that guy got accepted as an NCIS agent.

Today's inkblot is an even nicer torso than yesterday's, by the way. You do good work.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Ok, that is an exception. I had to watch Lawrence Welk at my in-laws. God.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Dr. Z, among my colleagues, two of the actual Rorschach blots are widely known as "two elephants on a pogo stick" and "a vagina smoking a cigar". Once you see them that way, you'll never see anything else. Look at the cards on Wikipedia and tell me I'm wrong.

fuflans's avatar

what did these people do before al gore created the internet?

and follow-up question: can we make them go back to doing it?

ValiumNation's avatar

A generic aluminum can with a pop top, sealed, and a wrapper that said "yadayada". Spotty dick would have worked just as well. Or Michelle Malkins tampon. Do not open!