Happy Independence Day, U.S. Americans! Iconic actor Andy Griffith, who played Iconic Sheriff Andy "Lonesome Rhodes" Matlock on the Iconic Teevee, died July 3 at the age of 86, and Wingnut America honored his memory with an outpouring of patriotic fervor, remembering how the late actor embodied decent small-town values, common-sense parenting, and destroying America by supporting the Illegal Alien Marxist Usurper Barry "Goober" Soetero. While most blog posts on Griffith's death merely noted that he appeared in a Ron Howard ad for Barack Obama in 2008 (he was onscreen for about 46 seconds) and released a
Smoked duck, maybe . . . although you can wash it down with <a href="http:\/\/wine.psydr.com\/wine\/images\/2006_smoking_loon_cabernet_sauvignon.jpg" target="_blank"> Smoking Loon.</a>
Dr. Z, among my colleagues, two of the actual Rorschach blots are widely known as &quot;two elephants on a pogo stick&quot; and &quot;a vagina smoking a cigar&quot;. Once you see them that way, you&#039;ll never see anything else. Look at the cards on Wikipedia and tell me I&#039;m wrong.
A generic aluminum can with a pop top, sealed, and a wrapper that said &quot;yadayada&quot;. Spotty dick would have worked just as well. Or Michelle Malkins tampon. Do not open!
And then ... they&#039;d be right.
Which makes it true! The Fox &quot;News&quot; report can&#039;t be far off.
Save up the good stuff -- you can write a book someday.
Smoked duck, maybe . . . although you can wash it down with <a href="http:\/\/wine.psydr.com\/wine\/images\/2006_smoking_loon_cabernet_sauvignon.jpg" target="_blank"> Smoking Loon.</a>
Nothing so dumb as a liberal, who will believe ANYTHING.
<i>No Time for Sergeants</i> is still a fantastic movie, even with Andy the Red (and the great Don Knotts).
In the world of particle physics, the ducks (smoking or not), go &#039;Quark, Quark&#039;.
I just don&#039;t see that. When I look at that face, all I see is two cobras wearing ponchos and shower caps.
But I guess that&#039;s pretty much how Brad Pitt looks to me, too.
For the record, I was nowhere near London in the 1880s. I swear,
Rip Torn? Really? Now I&#039;m depressed.
Honestly, I don&#039;t know how that guy got accepted as an NCIS agent.
Today&#039;s inkblot is an even nicer torso than yesterday&#039;s, by the way. You do good work.
Ok, that is an exception. I had to watch Lawrence Welk at my in-laws. God.
Dr. Z, among my colleagues, two of the actual Rorschach blots are widely known as &quot;two elephants on a pogo stick&quot; and &quot;a vagina smoking a cigar&quot;. Once you see them that way, you&#039;ll never see anything else. Look at the cards on Wikipedia and tell me I&#039;m wrong.
this is genius.
what did these people do before al gore created the internet?
and follow-up question: can we make them go back to doing it?
A generic aluminum can with a pop top, sealed, and a wrapper that said &quot;yadayada&quot;. Spotty dick would have worked just as well. Or Michelle Malkins tampon. Do not open!