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Off Topic: <a href="http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/science\/2011\/mar\/19\/super-moon-closest-point-years" target="_blank">'Super moon' to reach closest point for almost 20 years</a> <i> Stargazers hope to see bigger and brighter moon but will have to look closely to detect 0.3% difference...

It is the first time since 19 January 1992 that the moon has come into such close proximity to the Earth. This type of full moon tends to bring a range of high and low tides, but experts said yesterday that there was nothing to worry about.</i>

Insert Bill O'Reilly jokes here.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/local\/obituaries\/former-secretary-of-state-warren-christopher-dies-at-85\/2010\/09\/21\/ABCPk6t_story.html" target="_blank">Warren Christopher died.</a>

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Do I gotta say it?

Tide comes in, tide goes out.

There. :P

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chascates's avatar

UK, US, & France now firing missiles on Libya.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hey now, you're the first world Get your war on!

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chascates's avatar

Good one! Here's one of my power pop favorites: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfhwVbgr7v4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Once again, <a href="http:\/\/smotri.com\/video\/view\/\?id=v9560679f98" target="_blank">the Simpsons</a> already did it.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is there anything that can’t be explained to a child in terms of poo?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...kinda like those old "drug" commercials, except it is more like "this is your brain on radioactive isotope 235"

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fuflans's avatar

chernobyl boy looks like he might be special needs.

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fuflans's avatar

also npr is telling me the super moon is coming. this can't all be a coincidence.

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chascates's avatar

Nuclear Boy will make a great cartoon series. And he'll probably have a lot worse than a stomach ache!

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Fartknocker's avatar

Needs more Pedobear...

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Mahousu's avatar

Yes, well, he told this woman he met that he was a doctor, but then things got a little out of hand.

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