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Normally, I am a good, solid Orange.

Today, I am green. Fuckers.

I still love you all though. I'll work on the wanting you to be happy part.

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Funny, I am Shy at the keyboard...

/rimshot

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Because I wasn't there.

Seattle chicks dig us Rocky Mountain boys. Yup.

It's my story, I'll tell it how I want.

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I didn't find Waldo, but I saw me some boobies.

Ed: Those women went to all the trouble to paint their tatas red and white, but not one of them could be assed to find a striped hat? Priorities people!

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This is like the Benghazi cover up times 10.

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Are you suggesting that (real) Ladies do not in fact paint their uh, umm, <i>frontal appendages</i> red and white?

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(conservative estimate)?

So that means it is full of shit?