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IMPOed's avatar

OMG... 𝙍𝑼𝙉!... LOL...

Karen Scofield's avatar

Tab's with Coffee in the Morning β˜•πŸ€“πŸ’―πŸ‘

weejee's avatar

Amazing lovers!

Stanta Knows's avatar

Snail zoomies!

satch's avatar

True fact: Snail mucin is harvested with snail squeegees.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Snail snot, which according to the comic series "Aztec Ace" is essential to time travel. I really need to reread that series...

satch's avatar

I love mice. I just wish they'd stay out of our house.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Cats = no mice. Decades ago while living in a NYC tenement, I got mice. My neighbor recommended a cat. I adopted a cat, and within a couple of weeks, no more mice. I've been a cat owner ever since.

Kay Ducky's avatar

Say what? Could you speak up, please?

:)

Runfastandwin's avatar

btw this is for yesterday, I was out and about all day

The Lioness likes

to sleep all day

but she still watches her cubs

while they play

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Quick, someone write a new Fleetwood Mac song.

Miss Grundy's avatar

It's a smoochie!!! ❀️❀️❀️

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Snail and The Mouse

met on a branch

and neither one looked at the other

askance

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Oh how adorable, but now, I have the Shellakybooky song in my head.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

WHAR PRINCE?

kmblue187's avatar

The mouse wiped it's mouth after the "kiss" the way Lucy did when "kissed" by Snoopy. Interspecies love? I think not, I kept waiting for mousie to bite snail's feelers off.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

I kept hoping it wouldn't.

Oddly, I kept pet snails as a child. They didn't do much, but they were easy to care for. I would let them travel up my arm while I was reading.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

When my kids were young, our local nature center had "slugfest" once a year. It started as a joke bc the park authority was making them do a "fest" but it became very popular. We used to hunt for the little gray slugs to race them in the slug races. One year we found a leopard slug and named him Mongo. He did terrible in the races. But we kept him the rest of the summer. We even took him camping with us. Good 'ol Mongo.

biff murphy's avatar

best snail ever...

kmblue187's avatar

On your very own body? Oh, Ick! Slimy critters, IMO.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Hey, they were friends. I washed the arm later.

kmblue187's avatar

Oh, ick! But that may be just me.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Aw, way to ruin the vibe! πŸ˜‚

kmblue187's avatar

Sorry, Martini, you know I love you.

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

I love smol things, what wonderful tabs!

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Cuteness overload!

Menotsure's avatar

I'm off to be helping handy to a friend. My only comment is that I recently discovered that there is a skin care product made from snail mucus that reportedly works well. Who knew?

WokeGrandma's avatar

Tnere are numerous Korean skin care products that use snail mucin.

Eureka's avatar

Very similar stuff in a product from Korean line Glow Recipe derived from prickly pear cactus if snail mucin origin doesn’t sit right.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

It might work. It seems to do nothing for dark circles under one's eyes, I hear tell. That is because genes and getting enough restful sleep work better. You might have to use it for many weeks to see any improvement. It is expensive for its size/weight/what you get. It does qualify as hope in a jar. YMMV

WokeGrandma's avatar

Snail mucin products are intended to soothe and help plump facial skin. As far as I know, they don't reduce dark under-eye circles.

littlerice vice's avatar

If you can be nice you might avoid those black eyes!

tehbaddr's avatar

You might not want to know how I found out?

Menotsure's avatar

Same here. My only question is "How do they harvest that stuff?"

tehbaddr's avatar
4hEdited

Harvest? You don't use whole snails?

Kay Ducky's avatar

The answer is usually cults.

Hhm's avatar

yeah I think McMorrow is an icky centrist cosplaying as a populist and she is very cute and likeable but, um, no thank you. Abdul El-Sayed seems like the real deal, not to mention brilliant w/ an impressive resume and been on the right side and out front on every issue and muy guapo. In a time of rampant Islamaphobia I'd love to see him win. Loved McMorrows first viral video where she defended LGBTQ people but..... https://www.dropsitenews.com/p/mallory-mcmorrow-michigan-dem-senate-candidate-aipac-israel-position-paper, https://www.levernews.com/the-clickbait-candidate-who-forgot-to-vote/

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Pedo47 is going to hold an auction to sell off the papers he stole after he leaves office.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Whales have better birthing plans and post-natal care than humans under GOP administrations.

The whales are just beautiful.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Ants have better birthing plans than GOP administrations.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Oh my divine editrix the tab about Croesus and Cyrus does have an ending worth the read.

(Nutshell version from me)

Once upon a time Croesus had a dinner guest, Solon the Greek, who was UNIMPRESSED with Croesus's gilded dinner ware and vast wealth. Croesus, irked by the Greek wise man's ennui with gold and jewels and luxury in general, demanded examples of people who Solon found impressive and worth emulation. Solon then bored Croesus with examples of GOOD, DECENT, BRAVE, MORAL and TEMPERATE people who all died happily and none of whom had accumulated hordes of wealth. Croesus sneered at Solon's loser, low energy, sad way of looking at things and dismissed the Greek philosopher.

Later, Cyrus captured Croesus and was stoking a bonfire to toss Croesus into. (In those days that was the only 25th Amendment that those guys used.) Croesus felt the heat and lamented his sad fate and cried out "O Solon! You were right! How I wish I had listened to you!"

Cyrus, puzzled about who this 'Solon' might be, asked Croesus what the fuck he was talking about. Croesus told him and Cyrus spared Croesus life! Cyrus even elevated Croesus to a place as a trusted advisor.

Solon, meanwhile, had wandered back to Athens to found Athenian democracy.

https://www.greekmythology.com/Myths/The_Myths/Solon_and_Croesus/solon_and_croesus.html

SkeptiKC's avatar

I have helped deliver a few babies in my time. There are few things that bring women together like the birth of a new member of the human family. A bond is forged between women during the labor and delivery process that perpetuates an intimacy rarely experienced between human beings.

No matter how many times I've seen it the birth process overwhelms me emotionally every single time. Those first moments of a newborn and its' mother bonding is perhaps the most beautiful relationship we are allowed to witness.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Just a reminder not to open ProPublica while their staff is on strike:

https://bsky.app/profile/newsguild.org/post/3miyf43qaxs2v

Kay Ducky's avatar

Tabs I Learned: Tomi Lahren is relegated to trans-bashing on a sports affiliate of an affiliate of Fox News about things that are not sports.

Turn 30 and you're done, huh babe? Has that resonated yet? Time for that "Joker" facelift?

Antifa Commander's avatar

Sure, Trump took us on a ride the last few days, and maybe even scared the bejiminnies outa us, but don’t you feel glad to be alive right now? OW! Why you gotta throw a bottle at me? Ow, ow, ow, yikes!

littlerice vice's avatar

Not scared but pissed! Ask any of the trumpmonkeys about the latest fuckups. Ask any of the trumpmonkey politicians if they are still GAGA over what is happening. Make everyone of them admit to what is going on. SCARE the SHIT out of them concerning the MIDTERMS!

satch's avatar

"I could give a shit about Hasan Piker, but I DO give a shit that people I like (Mallory McMorrow) are apparently listening to fucking Third Way and trying to use him as a wedge issue."

Burns makes a good point about how right wing content is largely free, while progressive content is paywalled. Thank you Wonkette for realizing this and not paywalling your content.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

I don’t understand why more people can’t look at who is funding β€œthird way” and not deduce that their primary goal is not for democrats to win, but for rich people to continue to enjoy low taxes and little regulation or criminal accountability.

They want the status quo that *literally everyone else* hates to keep winning.

Tell them to fuck off.

Pere Ubu's avatar

They sound like typical Libertarians with the numbers filed off.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I wasn't happy when Margaret Sullivan left the Buffalo News, and less happy with her sojourn elsewhere. I haven't been looking for her at all lately, so I thank you very much for bringing her back to my attention, and on Substack! She's right about what should be printed, for sure.

Not sure Tiedrich is right about the morality of the children at the egg roll. Who are the parents that would allow their children within grabbing distance of the Chief Pervert, who is as likely to tell them stories about a drug and party boat, as he is to leer and suggest, "in a few years, I'll be 'dating' her?" I assume they are those who think lying, cheating, raping, racism, bigotry, and treason, are admirable qualities if the person who has them is also rich.

I am less mad at Chuck (he calls me by my first name, so I figure it's only right to return the favor), than I was, but I still haven't gotten over him calling a certain Black Woman Politician, "unAmwerican," because she was mean to the vulgarian, and I probably never will.

The basketball player? Dear Ben Shapiro, *I* am a "traditional Christian," in a church that claims Apostolic succession. Perhaps, even though it is not YOUR faith, you might educate yourself on the history and traditions of Christianity, before making rash and silly statements. But, "Aafool despises wisdom and instruction."

I was fascinated by that whale video.

Good grief, I'm long winded this morning. Sorry. Now I need a nap!

Resource NW's avatar

Meanwhile, in the Pacific, gray whales are turning up dead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFIyqRSrsAU

satch's avatar

In other news: The rabid monkey has put down the M16 for a moment, but he's still got the M16

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

"Two weeks" is the puffed up blowfish version of "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"...

Sister Artemis's avatar

Whimpy would be a TERRIBLE president, but I'd still pick him over the Orange Buffoon