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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I've been telling people for a week that the whole mess is nothing more than a viral marketing stunt

Reddishrabbit's avatar

Then you're be called for sure.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

someone definitely hacked Sony's emails, but the whole movie thing is just pro wrestling level fake to get millions of people to go see a crappy movie they'd never bother seeing otherwise.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I already started drinking heavily so I won't be noticing much between now and Monday anyway. Holiday cheer, Comrades! You keep me sane, if not sober.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

way too much- it's beyond them

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the vomit and poop usually keep the riff raff away

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sure, understanding today's complex world of the future is a little like having bees live in your head. But, there they are.

Incoming Ham's avatar

A Joyush Festeevus too yuo and yurs.

Love, Vodka.

Lot_49's avatar

<i>Achtung,</i> Chuck-O, not that one!

Lot_49's avatar

You know, I miss the old Wonkette Christmas pageant, where Ken Layne would dress up as Ebenezer Scrooge and hoist Riley up on his shoulders so he could merrily call out, "God damn the United States of America!"

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<strike>Portia de Rossi?</strike> Anne Hech?

<i> edited because I can't keep my lesbians straight. Yeah, that's what</i> she<i> said. </i>

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Uh-oh, don't push the shiny, red, candy-like button or we're all doomed! DOOMED!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Lest auld acquaintances be forgot and never come to mind, Lest auld acquaintances be forgot and

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This is why you always hire union technicians