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I've been telling people for a week that the whole mess is nothing more than a viral marketing stunt

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Then you're be called for sure.

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Eey bun? wehr tat?

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someone definitely hacked Sony's emails, but the whole movie thing is just pro wrestling level fake to get millions of people to go see a crappy movie they'd never bother seeing otherwise.

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I already started drinking heavily so I won't be noticing much between now and Monday anyway. Holiday cheer, Comrades! You keep me sane, if not sober.

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way too much- it's beyond them

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the vomit and poop usually keep the riff raff away

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Sure, understanding today's complex world of the future is a little like having bees live in your head. But, there they are.

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A Joyush Festeevus too yuo and yurs.

Love, Vodka.

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<i>Achtung,</i> Chuck-O, not that one!

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You know, I miss the old Wonkette Christmas pageant, where Ken Layne would dress up as Ebenezer Scrooge and hoist Riley up on his shoulders so he could merrily call out, "God damn the United States of America!"

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It's all Greek to me.

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<strike>Portia de Rossi?</strike> Anne Hech?

<i> edited because I can't keep my lesbians straight. Yeah, that's what</i> she<i> said. </i>

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Uh-oh, don't push the shiny, red, candy-like button or we're all doomed! DOOMED!

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Lest auld acquaintances be forgot and never come to mind, Lest auld acquaintances be forgot and

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This is why you always hire union technicians

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