In these heady days after a man committed a horrific mass murder of innocent children, it's easy to think, "We would all be safer if everyone carried around big-ass rifles to protect against crime." And it's easy to think that because you're a fucking AMERICAN who knows about every citizen's right to presume that everyone else is trying to kill him.
&quot;The [robotic] police car struggles to understand why Mr. Mead would be out &quot;<a href="http:\/\/mikejmoran.typepad.com\/files\/pedestrian-by-bradbury-1.pdf" target="_blank">walking for no reason</a> and decides to take him to the Psychiatric Center for Research on Regressive Tendencies.&quot;
I&#039;d like to see a report of how often police officers (highly trained and experienced) empty their Glocks or Berettas into someone. Generally they keep blastin&#039; away until they&#039;re out of &#039;patriot petals&#039;.
The Sturm Ruger company makes a large array of rifles, handguns, and a few shotguns. They&#039;re noted for their &#039;No. 1&#039; rifle, a single-shot used for hunting and target shooting. Because one well-placed shot usually seals the deal. They also are famous for the Mini-14, a plinking/target/predator rifle, which accepts a clip that can range up to 40 rounds or even a bizarre looking device that holds 100 rounds of its .223 cartridge. Because you have to cater to the marketplace.
<i>&quot;How the hell am I supposed to &quot;prove&quot; that when I am walking a dog, I am not secretly casing a place or contemplating beating someone up?&quot;</i>
Haven&#039;t you heard, the Arkansas CLU is the one and only <em>conservative</em>, totally anti-<em>liberal</em> state CLU.
&quot;The [robotic] police car struggles to understand why Mr. Mead would be out &quot;<a href="http:\/\/mikejmoran.typepad.com\/files\/pedestrian-by-bradbury-1.pdf" target="_blank">walking for no reason</a> and decides to take him to the Psychiatric Center for Research on Regressive Tendencies.&quot;
I&#039;d like to see a report of how often police officers (highly trained and experienced) empty their Glocks or Berettas into someone. Generally they keep blastin&#039; away until they&#039;re out of &#039;patriot petals&#039;.
The Sturm Ruger company makes a large array of rifles, handguns, and a few shotguns. They&#039;re noted for their &#039;No. 1&#039; rifle, a single-shot used for hunting and target shooting. Because one well-placed shot usually seals the deal. They also are famous for the Mini-14, a plinking/target/predator rifle, which accepts a clip that can range up to 40 rounds or even a bizarre looking device that holds 100 rounds of its .223 cartridge. Because you have to cater to the marketplace.
Wal-Mart, probably, next time you&#039;re in Arkansas.
<i>&quot;How the hell am I supposed to &quot;prove&quot; that when I am walking a dog, I am not secretly casing a place or contemplating beating someone up?&quot;</i>
By being white, doh!
That is about 10,000 times funnier than it really ought to be.
Article it tolerable - but the comments will suck the life force from your brain.
Oh my . . . and the comments from Bibble-thumping Xtard morons are just beyond belief.
hey jesse: i love your style.
And how did it get into your pajamas?
Oh, that&#039;s just ridiculously wonderful.
Hard to say.
Could be lucrative, given their stated intent to blatantly violate your constitutional rights.
I&#039;m sure it is after a good cuddle.
But sometimes, &quot;pretend&quot; cops make it better, no? I&#039;m talking about role-playing.
Haven&#039;t you heard, the Arkansas CLU is the one and only <em>conservative</em>, totally anti-<em>liberal</em> state CLU.
It sounds like it could soon be more hazardous to try to walk home after a few drinks, than it would be if you tried to drive, at least in Paragould.