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Is that how the Inuit make love?

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My case of schadenfreude is raging!

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Awwwww, Hollywood Star Lanes! We used to go there a lot! They had all their original Brunswick equipment, and you had to score yourself using grease pencils and an overhead projector. It's the reason that movie was shot there. The place was super popular - always packed.

Then, the owners took the money they made from the film shoot, tore out all the original equipment, and installed a cheesy electronic scoring system. It totally ruined the charm and integrity they had. We protested by entering the names Emily Ann Thomas, Melinda Young and Avery San Simeon into the system, which spelled out EAT MY ASS on the overhead scoreboard.

A few years later, the Los Angeles Unified School District took the land through eminent domain, demolished the lanes, and built a grade school.

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It's more for his fix of adoration from his brainless cult members. tRump can't stand the thought of being just another citizen, he wants to remain in the lime light. That and he needs the means to grift his self some money, and once the rich dupes have cashed him up they can't back down. Just what he does to banks when he goes bankrupt, they can't afford to eat the loss, so they keep on throwing good money after bad.

Shel

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I dont really care, do you?

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I wonder if tRump wants to take over the helm for Alex Jones, after the fact I mean, Dog rest his little pea pickin' heart. He could call it QNN and he would probably get his own congressional medal of freedumb for his service to humanity, sorry, i meant to say service to Hannity, my bad. /S

Shel

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I'm expecting his departure to resemble the opening montage of "Cops."

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Ah, only 68 days until we see the back of his Dear Loserness. Happy thought... :D

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There's a video of the Queen of Night aria on youtube where you can see how much emotion she conveys through her face in her performance. It's amazing to watch! Her eyes are the best.

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They're gas only in my neck of the woods, but I do know they provide electricty as well.

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That's Doctor Schaden Freude to you!

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It is interesting. And, remember, Texas used to be a Democratic stronghold. It voted for the Democratic candidate for President in every election from 1876 to 1968 - except once for Herbert Hoover (that worked out well!) and twice for native son Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Since 1972 it has been red (except for Southerner Jimmy Carter) but it certainly looks like it will swing back.

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And that's a backside that really blocks the view - a wide caboose.

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I love the Scots, who can pack a ton of meaning into one syllable, without stapling an endless string of teutonic words together. They called Trump a spoon: someone who is so stupid and inept that he cannot be trusted to eat with a fork.

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We'll be getting reports of his NYS prosecution.

The hotel in DC will close by April

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