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pixeloid's avatar

Was there any insanity going on the the red states where the eclipse was viewed? I somewhat expected thousands of heavily armed fundies running around in a panic screaming about the end of the world and shooting anyone they considered demonic.

Steve-o's avatar

Where is Rush Limpballs?

Ill-Advised's avatar

Might be worth it as P seasonal Protective Equipment if you go to any rallies this fall.

The Librarian's avatar

Thanks! We try hard (most of us, anyway). 😘

Bananas Foster's avatar

We're getting really close to (99 percent) totality here in Eugene, and my cat is FREAKING.

Zyxomma's avatar

Happy birthday! May it bring you joy.

Maggielle's avatar

Hey, thanks. I'm about 5 minutes away from my almost total but really 73% partial eclipse. And yes, it's cloudy. But I perceive the cloudy light to be getting dimmer.

Bananas Foster's avatar

If you drink before the eclipse, you can not look directly at everything double!

Mike Rhodes's avatar

Wait. Why don't we want them to look? At least then there'd be a physical reason for them to stagger around blindly not knowing where they are and what they're doing.

blaid droog's avatar

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest this; A)most people on that list won't even know the eclipse is going to happen B) they have no innate curiosity and won't look up because they can't be bothered cause, science C)they think it's some kind of liberal plot to make idiots of them and D) it's of Satan and they will be too busy preying with eyes closed begging god to make it go away. I won't be watching it because right now it's raining like a motherfucker and not likely to stop before it's over. Fortunately for me I have seen 2 solar eclipses and in the words of ray-gun, if you've seen one eclipse, you've seen them all.

Maggielle's avatar

And the birds are very quiet. It doesn't seem to be affecting the garbage trucks, though.

Maggielle's avatar

Cool. Although not for your cat, sorry. Do you smell ozone? Some people say they smell ozone.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I don't have to worry about staring at the sun during eclipse -- a perfect combination of morning fog and wildfire smoke has made for a perfect brownish-grey sky through which no stars are visible. I blame Oregon.