WTAF???? He just gets weirder with every story he tells! WTF is wrong with this dumbass?? I believe his heroin abuse and the brain worm has severely fucked him up! Why is he in charge of anything to do with Health! Please God, stop this fucking insanity! Christ on a fucking cracker! 😒😠😡
I'm not sure this is a mystery anyone wants solved, but the raccoon penis bone is used in Appalachia for various purposes. These days, mostly for old men to festoon their hats. RFK seems like the type to hear of this and decide to acquire one to pretend he has acquaintance with The Poors and Their Crude Yet Enviably Masculine Ways.
If I'm reading an article about RFK, Jr. de-penising a raccoon roadkill on a family drive, I think I'm deserved a reason for the event. You couldn't call him up in between producing AI slop and ask him?
All the way to the end, and I still don't know why RFK, Jr. cut off that poor raccoon's penis.
And why didn't whatever kid told us about the whale's head tell us about the raccoon's penis?
It's beginning to look like all of the suspects who turn up in the Epstein Files are members of some seriously kinky fraternity like Rosicrucians or Scientology.
If we're going to throw a spotlight on seriously kinky fraternities and their practices, I'd like to know how the Shriners get those guys in those little cars.
It looks like they'd have to put them on like a pair of pantyhose.
Jr. rates a 6700 on the Tuberville Stupidity Scale
Raccoons have an actual bone in their penises, so I bet he wanted to check that out LOL
If this clown wasn't HHS Secretary, he'd be in a nice quiet institution somewhere.
WTAF???? He just gets weirder with every story he tells! WTF is wrong with this dumbass?? I believe his heroin abuse and the brain worm has severely fucked him up! Why is he in charge of anything to do with Health! Please God, stop this fucking insanity! Christ on a fucking cracker! 😒😠😡
He was trying to find a penis his was bigger than
"Then we found ourselves wondering what he did with the raccoon penis when he finished examining it for ... whatever."
Put it in the jar with the others, of course.
Ta, Gary. Madness doesn't begin to describe it.
Everyone laughs at RFK jr., but I can only hope to be in as good of shape as he is after I die.
I'm not sure this is a mystery anyone wants solved, but the raccoon penis bone is used in Appalachia for various purposes. These days, mostly for old men to festoon their hats. RFK seems like the type to hear of this and decide to acquire one to pretend he has acquaintance with The Poors and Their Crude Yet Enviably Masculine Ways.
As I said below, this was also a thing in Idaho, aka Western Appalachia
This is the answer. Kennedy wanted the raccoon baculum.
And yes, raccoon baculum has been a password I've used in the past.
It's a nice word for working into extremely stealth insults, too!
What... what is he doing with his hands in that photo?
That is a very sick man.
And a fine Republican, naturally.
If I'm reading an article about RFK, Jr. de-penising a raccoon roadkill on a family drive, I think I'm deserved a reason for the event. You couldn't call him up in between producing AI slop and ask him?
All the way to the end, and I still don't know why RFK, Jr. cut off that poor raccoon's penis.
And why didn't whatever kid told us about the whale's head tell us about the raccoon's penis?
Because rotten raccoon juice didn't burn it into their memory.
And in fact you could have your own! No messing with roadkill!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1420723378/raccoon-baculum-bone?ls=r&external=1&ref=pla_similar_listing_top-1&frs=1&sts=1&content_source=f81c0375f19c4183823cf82037673975%253ALT6629cac2dfc98e3fcdbd4d1d67e3aed8bb043cc4&logging_key=f81c0375f19c4183823cf82037673975%3ALT6629cac2dfc98e3fcdbd4d1d67e3aed8bb043cc4
See my explanation below. He might have been obtaining a "swizzle stick."
Jesus it's so obvious! He cut the penis off so he could put it in his mouth.
It’s a practice that ages him, but his addiction demands it.
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5f1KpfngH4
😂
Where are those "children who waited in the car patiently" now? Are they ok?
I want to know why the one who told us about the whale beheading didn't get a follow up question: "Did he cut anything else off any other animal?"
"Um, no. Not that I can remember. No."
Well there's not enough room for that AND the whale head on a station wagon! Gotta pick your battles!
It's beginning to look like all of the suspects who turn up in the Epstein Files are members of some seriously kinky fraternity like Rosicrucians or Scientology.
If we're going to throw a spotlight on seriously kinky fraternities and their practices, I'd like to know how the Shriners get those guys in those little cars.
It looks like they'd have to put them on like a pair of pantyhose.