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eddi-SABH's avatar

Bed head all the way to the tail.

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Babe Paley's avatar

I just told my husband that if he ever saw a kitty like this don't think twice--bring it home. I don't care that I'm really allergic, I just love him so much!

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kmblue187's avatar

Kitty say: LEAVE ME ALONE!

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Go kitty Go!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Awwwwww! It’s baby Chewbacca!

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Looks part owl to me.

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Tim Burton designed that cat, didn't he?

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tehbaddr's avatar

ZOMGDZ! WEREKITTEH!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That is an Muppet; you can’t fool me.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

it is like Chewbacca and Salacious Crumb had one drunken, memorable night....

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satch's avatar

Yorkiecat...

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Atchoum is so captivating that I was persuaded, nay, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 to give him the full "My Own Research" treatment...

I can recommend it, besides his appearance, he is a character!

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helenasgarden's avatar

Duster or tribble? You decide. 💕

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Gesundheit!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I checked first and was astonished to see that no one has already dropped this here.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Put your hands together for Carl Douglas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

That’s not a kitty. That is a demon.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Not all demons are kitties but all kitties are (can be) demons..."

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Aw! Just for that insult, he's calling his underworld minions to lay their curses upon you.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Based on the fact my spine is apparently disintegrating, I’m pretty sure I’m already cursed. Come at me, bro!

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

Oh, hey, Thornton has one of those little bendy-houses like the Muppet Kitty has, but he fits inside it better. That's one big cat!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Any and all proffered videos of Thornton will be gifed SO MUCH!

My kitties also have one of those bendy houses that I've attached to one of those kitty tunnels. So fun to run and dive through those!

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

I can certainly try, though I'm not much of a video-er, and Thornton's outbursts of thundering kittyhooves / zoomies are unpredictable.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I do understand that. My cats are always doing the cutest things that would garner me top social media cred, but only as long as my camera is nowhere within reach.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

It's a superpower.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Thank you to Mother Jones for finally pointing out that people who have always been legally present in the US are being arbitrarily and suddenly made illegally present with no opportunity to contest the change. When you have to manufacture "illegals" so that you can deport them, maybe you need to rethink your whole program.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Keasnov is supposed to leave office before the 2030 census, so his plans to fuck it up now are really sus.

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Demodocus's avatar

what do you call 2 contradictory piers? A paradox.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

When Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox

Allan Sherman, One Hippopatami

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVekfpXJGBc

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Enter Ranting's avatar

If Texans aren't gonna vote out the Republican politicians who put them in this horrible position, then what's to be done?

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Khavrinen's avatar

"$600 billion to invest in anything I want."

Because ALL of Trump's "investments" have done so well!

Trump Casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Airlines, etc., etc., ad ( literal ) nauseum.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Fucking Netanyahu...

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Demodocus's avatar

Dumbass libertarian on FB: equating free food with starvation and free medical care also with death.

Me: May your health continue to be good, you idiot. My parents incurred serious medical debt when I was tiny. If it weren't for food stamps, we probably would've starved, even after Dad was working again (well as Mom.) We treated serious burns at home. I'm fairly sure 2 of mine were 3rd degree; I never got a diagnosis, so I can't be 100%. Mom treated her recurrent bronchitis & pneumonia at home.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Here's good news! "Earlier this month, the latest Gallup survey showed 46 percent of U.S. adults identified as Democrat or Democratic-leaning, versus 43 percent of U.S. adults who identified as Republican or Republican-leaning.

The shift was driven by independents leaning Democratic, according to Gallup."

Get out the vote!

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GiggleSnort's avatar

I'm reading that thing about Jared Wise, the insurrectionist now employed as an advisor at DOJ, and it's making me angry all over again about TFG pardoning all those people who attacked the Capitol (Wise's case was ordered dismissed, practically the same thing). What a fucking slap in the face, to the rule of law, to democracy, and of course to everyone who thought Trump was a bad choice for President.

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

The biggest problem HOA's have is owners not paying their fees. Squabbles between boards and owners over "rules" and silly fines always make the news, deadbeat owners don't.

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Morpheon7's avatar

The problem isn't that straight men want to get laid and can't. The problem is straight men who all want to get laid by the same couple dozen supermodels and can't.

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

News about Alligator Auschwitz is floating around Floriduh but doesn't seem to have gone national yet. A whistleblower, a new hire as camp employee, says they are living in a trailer with often lack of water and plumbing (they use a Port a Potty). Whistleblower called the cage situation for inmates "inhumane." I read this in The Bradenton Times; the original report came from a Miami TV station and maybe elsewhere. But the information does seem to be second-sourced. Not surprising that the camp workers would live in a trailer but seems like water and a working toilet would be useful.

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Tetman Callis's avatar

That Dr. Taber video on the Neanderthal fat factory is about that, and about much else that makes us human. I just finished watching it and stopped by here to give it my hearty recommendation. It is a full and satisfying meal for both the mind and the heart. Enjoy!

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pskbh's avatar

Totally!!

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Sadly Practical's avatar

That Berlatsky piece is good, and really gets at what bothered me about Ian Dunt’s essay: men viewing women as prizes for good behavior is endemic to the US, and it is not a way to convince any guy who is actually progressive because they don’t think of women as prizes. Those guys who are sure Democrats are cockblocking them with policy are the ones who insist that they just had to become conservative in their ‘40s. I am SO TIRED of men who subscribe to the tenets of gender essentialism and call themselves liberal or leftist. So tired. Do they honestly believe young women don’t spend a lot of time wanting to get laid? Do they honestly think young men are driven entirely by sex? Berlatsky nails it (pardon): they are increasingly driven by a belief that they must jockey for a place in the hierarchy, because the conservative narrative of scarcity has hit everyone, and because of dreadful unscientific takes on How Men Are and How Women Are. I’m tired of this argument and I’m tired of “Dontcha feel for these poor boys” because we already let boys get away with everything and now I’m supposed to feel bad for them not succeeding in school because gender bias has let them learn to pay no attention to women in authority, to not value learning impulse control, to be fighty with no intervention, etc. I cannot summon up the fucks to give because they took half of my money and three quarters of the credit for anything I ever accomplished while insisting there was no structural sexism.

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pskbh's avatar

Bingo! Why don't these guys...wait, what? Talk to women???

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Noah Berlatsky is correct about the manosphere. They are all about impressing and one-upping each other. Women are one means to that end - another object to show off your status.

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