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Marion's avatar

She's still a nasty mean-girl. But she realized she got on the wrong side of a more powerful bully. There was no way she could pull off an about-face on Epstein. Her son's life was threatened. When Trump's gone, she'll be back like a bad penny.

pstokk's avatar

Squats in the morning

What is blonde? What is orange?

The sun on red dirt

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

Oh go fuck off Marge

The adults are in charge and

You've done nothing worthy to note

You've disgraced the chamber

Yet will be remembered

Less trustworthy than a stoat

Insider trading to keep you afloat

Your existence, just MAGA bloat.

(Apologies to proper poets; I'm exhausted, and there may have been Mount Gay rum involved this evening).

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I don't get a lot of poetry, but Gary has hit this particular nail right on the head. His poesy has hit me right square between wherever things like this hit people.

Elizabeth Crews's avatar

Perfection!!! Well written and a hearty “Bye-Bye to MTG!!!!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. We own mementos of Marjorie Taylor Greene's insanity: Dissent Pins! They say Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps -- Mazel Tough. My husband and I each own one. When antisemitism and anti-LGBTQ rhetoric started leaking into NYC, beloved Meccalopolis asked me to take mine, along with my rainbow gay pride button, off my jacket. I complied; he was, as always, protecting me. I treasure him, and our Dissent Pins.

Jessica's avatar

Whar William McGonagall?

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Who’s Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think she used to be in Congress.

PropellerVigo's avatar

Adieu. We may no longer have each other in Congress, but we'll always have the Musée des Confluences in Lyon.

John Ranta's avatar

“slip off into history’s mists with barely a Madison Cawthorn-shaped ripple”. Brilliant!

Doloras LaPicho's avatar

Read that out loud in a Dolemite voice

LoCoJo's avatar

Someone more clever than I described Marge's departure as "The devil went BACK down to Georgia", but sadly, she's probably still skulking around DC. Her boyfran is there, after all.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The sooner we'll stop hearing from/about her, the better.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Who?

(....or would it be 'whom?')

LoCoJo's avatar

This is Boobert's time to shine!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

No beetle left unjuiced!

Goonemeritus's avatar

Well when she dropped a dime on the Jewish space lasers you knew her days were limited.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵.

For all that preening toughness, she proved to be a marshmallow as soon as she started to get crosswise with the leadership of her party. Unlike AOC, Omar or the others, Greene folded under the first hint of pressure. That tends to happen when you combine the utter lack of a sustainable, coherent belief system with bad overall character.

jte's avatar

Also members of the squad were well-informed, educated, and focused. By her own admission, Greene -- along with Lauren Boebert -- was a completely ignorant ditz when she chose to run for office. She just didn't know anything and congressing turns out to be, well, work. There's stuff to read. Things to know. I don't think she accomplished anything of note legislatively and spent her two terms mostly talking insane conspiracy theories and stirring shit. She'll probably be replaced by someone equally or more nuts, but it is rural Georgia. They get the representation they deserve.