San Diego! Orange County! Los Angeles! Las Vegas! Maybe Utah! We are hereby giving you a dumb amount of notice that we will be buying you beers and/or grilling you tofurkey (you bring the tofurkey), NEXT WEEK AND THEREAFTER. Where specifically? Yeah, we guess we will probably tell you that the day of. If it ain't broke, STOP FUCKING WITH IT.
Balanced against absence of bakeries and 10 months of bursting into flames when you go outside? Not even the beginning of a contest.
I luv yer babby!
I ain't gonna lie. I like Commie Baby better than Wonkette Baby as a name.
Wonkababby for the win!
Mine always looked like they were concentrating.
Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point! We'll have a taste off.
Sounds like a win-win to me!
Are you suuuure ? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
we want to see!
Okay, you're getting closer.
Wah! This Angelino has to work the 27th! Will you be noting your L.A. whereabouts so maybe he could pop by for a brunch thingy before youse hit the road again?
Wait...so I live in Vegas..have a huge driveway...and loooove babies. My house IS the premiere place to parties with your baby in the valley. Seriously though, I would love this.
email me, Miss! I am at rebecca at wonkette dot com!
You should ask the magic eightball.
Can't figure out how to redact names; picture of tshirt got 25 likes and several (ok, so not EVERYONE, exactly) queries about where I got it. One of my daughter's friends said she was obsessed with Bernie!
Pismo has the Monarch Butterfly trees - soo cool!