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Balanced against absence of bakeries and 10 months of bursting into flames when you go outside? Not even the beginning of a contest.

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I luv yer babby!

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I ain't gonna lie. I like Commie Baby better than Wonkette Baby as a name.

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Wonkababby for the win!

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Mine always looked like they were concentrating.

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Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point! We'll have a taste off.

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Sounds like a win-win to me!

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we want to see!

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Okay, you're getting closer.

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Wah! This Angelino has to work the 27th! Will you be noting your L.A. whereabouts so maybe he could pop by for a brunch thingy before youse hit the road again?

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Wait...so I live in Vegas..have a huge driveway...and loooove babies. My house IS the premiere place to parties with your baby in the valley. Seriously though, I would love this.

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email me, Miss! I am at rebecca at wonkette dot com!

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You should ask the magic eightball.

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Can't figure out how to redact names; picture of tshirt got 25 likes and several (ok, so not EVERYONE, exactly) queries about where I got it. One of my daughter's friends said she was obsessed with Bernie!

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Pismo has the Monarch Butterfly trees - soo cool!

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