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They're at it again. Told a customer with a mask on she looked like they were going to rob them. https://www.reddit.com/r/Ne...

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I drink A&W, but that's mostly because that's the one that has a diet version available in my local grocery.

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...then don't I gets myself abducticated to Brooklyn, wharever that is, and forced at gunpoint by agents of George Soros and Bill Gates to haircut my Angel baby which they shouldn't have oughta have done because we is both got trust funds and her roots is showin' and you know what they say. And then I started peein' like white and red and green, kinda like toothpaste, only it hurt, man, but then it onliest got worster when...

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Not to mention the armpit hair of the lady who needs her nails done.

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Oh, I remember that all right, but I remember a couple of other features, like Anita Pallenberg as the kinky Dark Queen and John Phillip Law as the angel. And Law played the title role in another very 1960s comic book movie, "Danger: Diabolik" which I liked even better than "Barbarella." Anybody else remember that dashing lone wolf super-criminal who just loved making the establishment ridiculous?

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I love you! I loved Arsenio Hall because he looked like my younger brother.

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Brooklyn????!! Why, Robyn?

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Aww, what a sweet face.

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Trooth.

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Oh come on! How 'bout the part where she's floating around naked in her fur lined spaceship? I'll be in my bunk.

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I had more disposable income once upon a time, and I spent some of it (stupidly) going to a psychic. She was okay, she didn't try to continually claw more money out of me, but nothing she predicted ever came about.

And she went on at some length how every man who came within ten feet of her "came on" to her. I sat back and looked at her and marveled. I didn't believe that, either.

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Isn't that Mrs. Trump the Elder?

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He wanted anyone and everyone to see him. Take it from me, I've been "treated" to masturbating flashers in cars, several times while waiting at the curb to cross.

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Alt. reply: [glances down a chest, wonders how this might help]

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My dad would go to A&W and bring home a gallon of root beer.

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Many many upvotes. I have the original graphic novel , whoo, hoo.

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