And now we have arrived at the Awards Show portion of your New Year's Eve, O my Wonkers. First big award, for outstanding achievement in the field of Awesomeness in a state legislature, goes to the awesomely awesome Wendy Davis, because you know exactly why. In addition to pulling off a
Mrs. Fartknocker has some pink Sketchers she wears in support of Wendy. She has also advised me that that we as a family will be spending time helping her campaign. I have been designated the "kitchen bitch" so I'll be making meals while she's out on the campaign trail.
She makes it awfully hard to write off the Lone Star State completely. Here's hoping less red & more blue there will send a lot of saner peers to Austin...
Don&#039;t think <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=xD_EWD3vzu0" target="_blank">Marcia</a>&#039;s been blonde any time I&#039;ve seen her over the last 30 years.
Filly-buster me, Wendy honey!
Yay Team Wendy!
Though I must admit, this was the least exciting Wonket Award this year. She of the Pink Shoes was a shoo in...
<a href="http:\/\/pic.twitter.com\/9WVlNJDwkw" target="_blank">They are pretty cute...</a>
<i>the Republicans in the Senate almost got away with sneaking a vote in after the deadline had passed. </i>
Someone in the wingnut camp should remind them that recording technology is an actual thing.
Mrs. Fartknocker has some pink Sketchers she wears in support of Wendy. She has also advised me that that we as a family will be spending time helping her campaign. I have been designated the &quot;kitchen bitch&quot; so I&#039;ll be making meals while she&#039;s out on the campaign trail.
What kind of sammiches you bitches want?
She makes it awfully hard to write off the Lone Star State completely. Here&#039;s hoping less red &amp; more blue there will send a lot of saner peers to Austin...
I hope she plants those Pink sneakers up the the Texas GOP&#039;s ass. And this time I really do mean with votes
Don&#039;t think <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=xD_EWD3vzu0" target="_blank">Marcia</a>&#039;s been blonde any time I&#039;ve seen her over the last 30 years.
And the angels wanna wear her pink shoes...
But it&#039;s so much more fun watching the hijinx which ensues when they find out the hard way!
I know, right? With all those deliciously beautiful blonde tresses why do they insist on dying the roots black?