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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Filly-buster me, Wendy honey!

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Shypixel's avatar

Yay Team Wendy!

Though I must admit, this was the least exciting Wonket Award this year. She of the Pink Shoes was a shoo in...

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Shypixel's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/pic.twitter.com\/9WVlNJDwkw" target="_blank">They are pretty cute...</a>

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the Republicans in the Senate almost got away with sneaking a vote in after the deadline had passed. </i>

Someone in the wingnut camp should remind them that recording technology is an actual thing.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Mrs. Fartknocker has some pink Sketchers she wears in support of Wendy. She has also advised me that that we as a family will be spending time helping her campaign. I have been designated the "kitchen bitch" so I'll be making meals while she's out on the campaign trail.

What kind of sammiches you bitches want?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

She makes it awfully hard to write off the Lone Star State completely. Here's hoping less red & more blue there will send a lot of saner peers to Austin...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hope she plants those Pink sneakers up the the Texas GOP's ass. And this time I really do mean with votes

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Don't think <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=xD_EWD3vzu0" target="_blank">Marcia</a>'s been blonde any time I've seen her over the last 30 years.

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SullivanSt's avatar

And the angels wanna wear her pink shoes...

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SullivanSt's avatar

But it's so much more fun watching the hijinx which ensues when they find out the hard way!

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SpideySenser's avatar

I know, right? With all those deliciously beautiful blonde tresses why do they insist on dying the roots black?

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